1 00:04:35,502 --> 00:04:36,396 Amar! 2 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,480 Where's that wretch? 3 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,960 But baby, your mother-in-law already flew back to India. 4 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,760 Shut up! 5 00:04:43,937 --> 00:04:44,897 Where is she? 6 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,120 Hema, Rekha, Jaya, Rupa! 7 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,077 Come out! 8 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:48,720 Baby... 9 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,440 Rupa's long gone, baby- you won't even find her underwear here. 10 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:52,640 I'll show you. 11 00:04:53,357 --> 00:04:54,160 Baby... 12 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,760 There is nothing below. 13 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,120 Sorry, baby... 14 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:05,040 I thought you brought some girl home. 15 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,720 Me? No. 16 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,183 Because if that was the case, 17 00:05:08,399 --> 00:05:09,205 Yes. 18 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:10,882 I would've done this to her. 19 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:33,916 But you didn't do anything like that. 20 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:34,931 No. 21 00:05:37,648 --> 00:05:38,745 Let me put on some lipstick. 22 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:45,042 Love you, baby. 23 00:05:45,122 --> 00:05:45,888 Love you too. 24 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:46,960 Bye. 25 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:01,960 You okay? 26 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:03,112 Yeah. 27 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:05,429 - I'm okay. - Thank God. 28 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:12,800 Ohh... 29 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,151 Are you alright, Amar ji? 30 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,831 Yes, that was a close call. 31 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:24,551 This animal pairing and your daring... 32 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:26,031 you're brilliant, Amar ji. 33 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:29,191 By the way, animal union is a pretty dangerous job. 34 00:06:29,271 --> 00:06:32,311 That's why animals from eleven continents are waiting for me. 35 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:35,271 I'm the United Kingdom's best Master Mater. 36 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:38,911 Sparking their excitement and making them mate- 37 00:06:38,991 --> 00:06:40,711 - that's what I'm best at. - Oh! 38 00:06:57,431 --> 00:06:58,351 But Amar... 39 00:06:58,871 --> 00:07:02,311 The tigress has been upset with the tiger for a long time. 40 00:07:02,391 --> 00:07:05,631 So dressed as the tigress, 41 00:07:05,871 --> 00:07:07,471 I'll make the union calls myself. 42 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:08,591 When the tiger hears it, 43 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,671 he'll think the tigress is calling him. 44 00:07:11,751 --> 00:07:17,311 That'll get him happy and ready for union. 45 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:21,471 In simpler words- the tiger will feel alive. 46 00:07:30,431 --> 00:07:31,431 Come, come, come... 47 00:07:33,231 --> 00:07:34,231 toward the tigress. 48 00:07:38,671 --> 00:07:39,431 Come on. 49 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:42,991 Come on. 50 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,471 Go. Go. 51 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,191 Yes. Yes. 52 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:50,751 Time for union. 53 00:07:57,151 --> 00:07:58,791 Hey! Get the camera! Camera! 54 00:08:13,671 --> 00:08:14,831 No. No. 55 00:08:16,911 --> 00:08:18,551 No, no... no... 56 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:21,391 go away, tiger! 57 00:08:21,471 --> 00:08:23,751 You're holding that glass 58 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:26,351 because you're afraid it might break 59 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:27,751 and the tiger will eat you. 60 00:08:27,831 --> 00:08:30,791 I'm not afraid he'll eat me- 61 00:08:30,871 --> 00:08:35,671 I'm afraid of what he'll do before he eats me. 62 00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:40,471 Looks like history's being made today. 63 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:41,311 For the first time, 64 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:45,311 a tiger is going to mate with a human! 65 00:08:45,511 --> 00:08:47,631 Now the union will happen. 66 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,831 No! 67 00:08:49,671 --> 00:08:50,671 No union! 68 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:51,831 No union! 69 00:08:54,351 --> 00:08:56,991 Sheru... you've got such a great life going, 70 00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:59,031 don't think of Grand Masti. 71 00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:10,951 Fly away, O crow, with that pearl in your beak. 72 00:09:11,831 --> 00:09:13,831 Stop pecking, you bloody pecker! 73 00:09:13,991 --> 00:09:14,951 Crack! 74 00:09:15,191 --> 00:09:16,511 Stop bloody pecking me! 75 00:09:16,591 --> 00:09:17,191 Crack! 76 00:09:17,271 --> 00:09:19,231 Crow, crow, crow! Fly away! Fly away, please! 77 00:09:19,311 --> 00:09:22,351 Fly away! Fly... 78 00:09:22,991 --> 00:09:23,951 Thank you. 79 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:32,031 Hey tiger, your lover is calling you. 80 00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:35,671 Go, go, go, go! 81 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,191 Go. Go quickly. 82 00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:01,271 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 83 00:10:01,431 --> 00:10:03,471 the most expensive car of the auction. 84 00:10:03,631 --> 00:10:06,031 This is a once-in-a-lifetime offer. 85 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:09,471 Bidding starts at five million pounds. 86 00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:10,591 Excuse me... 87 00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:12,831 why such a hyped-up price for this rundown car? 88 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,911 Because there's something special about this car. 89 00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:21,871 This car has met with ten accidents so far, and each time, 90 00:10:22,191 --> 00:10:23,311 the wife ended up dead. 91 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,231 Ten million pounds! 92 00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:26,791 Fifteen million pounds! 93 00:10:27,071 --> 00:10:27,871 Twenty million! 94 00:10:27,951 --> 00:10:28,951 Twenty-five million! 95 00:10:29,031 --> 00:10:30,551 Shut up! This is my car! 96 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:31,591 Thirty-five million! 97 00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:32,991 Shut up! This is my car! 98 00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:34,071 Forty million pounds! 99 00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:36,631 Forty million pounds... sold! 100 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,260 She's bloody done for. 101 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:08,841 Hi. 102 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,601 What a model. 103 00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,676 What a model... 104 00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:13,976 I agree. 105 00:11:14,494 --> 00:11:15,574 It's awesome. 106 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:16,974 Hindi? 107 00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:18,622 How far does it go? 108 00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:20,259 What? 109 00:11:20,419 --> 00:11:21,429 Mileage? 110 00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:22,013 Ohh. 111 00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:24,053 Give me a demo of its features. 112 00:11:24,213 --> 00:11:25,093 Please. 113 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,773 By the way, what's your name? 114 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,893 Rose Mary. 115 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,933 Is your surname Karlo? 116 00:11:31,013 --> 00:11:31,813 Yes. 117 00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:33,133 Rose Mary Karlo. 118 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,293 Ohh... features. 119 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,853 The seats recline. 120 00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:42,413 Make it recline, will you? 121 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:44,675 If you say it in that tone, 122 00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:47,253 only an idiot would decline. 123 00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:52,517 As you reclined, something has inclined. 124 00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,084 Does the engine warm up? 125 00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:57,400 Can't say anything about this thing, 126 00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,113 but my engine's definitely warming up. 127 00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:04,596 Satellite. 128 00:12:05,596 --> 00:12:06,636 Excuse me. 129 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,716 Sweetheart, 130 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,036 I missed you. 131 00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:13,996 I missed you so much. 132 00:12:14,076 --> 00:12:15,876 Sweetheart, you missed me too, right? 133 00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,036 Yes, Aanchal. 134 00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:20,236 But we spoke only a minute ago. 135 00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:26,036 Sweetheart, what's this? 136 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:30,676 Why is your heartbeat racing? 137 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:37,276 And your body temperature rising? 138 00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:43,727 And what's this... 139 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:49,447 the blood is rushing from your upper body to your lower body. 140 00:12:51,127 --> 00:12:52,687 How do you know all this? 141 00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:57,927 I installed a health-tracking app on your phone. 142 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:03,247 And all the information gets sent to mine. 143 00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:06,367 Put it in gear already! 144 00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,447 What's this? 145 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,847 The blood is now rushing toward your abdomen. 146 00:13:15,487 --> 00:13:16,927 Call me anytime... 147 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:21,247 929 247... 69! 148 00:13:21,327 --> 00:13:23,087 Sixty-nine... 149 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:26,367 The blood is rushing below the abdomen now. 150 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,407 Thank God. 151 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:37,222 Sweetheart, I think there's a malfunction in the app. 152 00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:39,006 I don't know about the app, 153 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:44,507 but I hope my instrument hasn't malfunctioned permanently. 154 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,587 Doctor. Doctor. 155 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,427 Doctor. Doctor. 156 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,027 I've lost my mind, doctor. 157 00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,587 I've gone crazy, doctor. 158 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,827 - I've lost my mind, doctor. - Okay. 159 00:14:27,907 --> 00:14:29,067 Alright, what happened? 160 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,787 Doctor, I married a widow. 161 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:32,427 Yes. 162 00:14:32,787 --> 00:14:33,947 I married a widow. 163 00:14:34,027 --> 00:14:34,947 Okay. 164 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,627 The widow had a young daughter. 165 00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:37,507 Okay. 166 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:40,947 Doctor, my father married her young daughter. 167 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:41,987 What? 168 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:44,067 That made my father my son-in-law, 169 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:44,907 What? 170 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,947 and my daughter became my mother. 171 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,707 A few days later... 172 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:52,147 A few days later, they had a daughter, doctor. 173 00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:56,067 Their daughter became my sister. 174 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:57,667 - What? - Their daughter became my sister. 175 00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,747 But since I was her granny's husband, 176 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,467 their daughter was also my granddaughter. 177 00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:03,144 - What? - Are you getting it? 178 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,747 And because of all this... 179 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:09,027 my own son became his grandma's brother. 180 00:15:09,147 --> 00:15:09,667 What? 181 00:15:09,747 --> 00:15:11,827 And I became my son's nephew. 182 00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:14,507 And my son became his grandpa's brother-in-law, doctor. 183 00:15:14,587 --> 00:15:17,067 When I called my son "uncle," 184 00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:19,747 he started crying and called me "dad." 185 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:22,307 When I called my daughter "mom," 186 00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,027 she tried to swallow poison. 187 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,547 Mother... 188 00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:28,707 Doctor, 189 00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:32,227 I'm getting crushed in this mixer-grinder of relationships. 190 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:36,787 I'm getting crushed... crushed! 191 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:40,187 Grrr... 192 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,067 Keep quiet! 193 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:44,907 Your family's mixed pickle! 194 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,467 Your story's blown my mind. 195 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:47,267 Get up. 196 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,227 Get lost. Get out. 197 00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:50,147 Get lost! 198 00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:51,147 Bloody madman! 199 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:16,267 Gita. 200 00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:21,227 What is all this, Gita? 201 00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:23,127 Welcome, husband dearest. 202 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:27,047 Accept this humble gift of Eid. 203 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,607 Husband dearest's wife dearest... 204 00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:32,487 until yesterday you were singing devotional songs, 205 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,767 and today you're celebrating Eid. 206 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:39,727 You know how much I love celebrating every religion's festival and ritual. 207 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,327 And look at the Eid feast I've prepared for you. 208 00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:47,727 As they say, 209 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,807 the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 210 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,207 Dear God, I've been trying to say this since part one... 211 00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:54,647 The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach, 212 00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:56,367 but slightly lower. 213 00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,887 Don't get mad. 214 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:00,207 Meet me in the bedroom. 215 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,047 The bedroom? 216 00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:05,487 She's got it. 217 00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:06,927 She finally got it. 218 00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:08,287 Mughal-e-Azam. Shauhar-e-Azam. 219 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,287 Babar-Azam. 220 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:32,287 Rabbit? 221 00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:35,327 I get it-role play. 222 00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:37,087 It's okay. 223 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,687 I'll be a turtle. 224 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,407 This isn't role play. 225 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:45,967 It's easter today. 226 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,367 And I'm your Easter bunny. 227 00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,167 This is not funny. 228 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:52,647 Forget Easter and come to your mister. 229 00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:53,447 Come on. 230 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,367 But these eggs? 231 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,967 If we keep thinking about these eggs, 232 00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,887 then my eggs will go into hibernation. 233 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,207 You're always switching characters. 234 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,207 Whenever I come home, 235 00:18:03,327 --> 00:18:05,287 even I don't know whether my wife is Hindu, 236 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,527 Muslim, or Christian today. 237 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,127 I don't know whether to sing a bhajan, recite poetry, 238 00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:10,447 or sing a Christmas carol. 239 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,247 Whether to greet you with hello, greetings, or Adaab. 240 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,847 Or even Sat Sri Akaal! 241 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:15,727 Sat Sri Akaal just reminded me... 242 00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:16,567 What? 243 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:17,807 I have to go. 244 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:18,687 Where? 245 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,327 Today is also Gurunanak Jayanti. 246 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:21,207 Is it? 247 00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:22,967 So I'm off to the Gurdwara to seek blessings. 248 00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:24,287 Sat Sri Akaal! 249 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,767 Dear God, 250 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,727 here I am cursing my destiny and she's off seeking blessings. 251 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,687 My tigress... there you are. 252 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,407 Your tiger has arrived. 253 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,487 This master is ready for union. 254 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,447 Now no more waiting. 255 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,447 In the savannah, 256 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:52,127 a lion mates with a lioness up to 100 times a day. 257 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:56,447 Baby... we should at least do it once today. 258 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,447 Oh, baby. 259 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:00,727 Baby... 260 00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:05,567 I told you to act like a tigress, 261 00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:08,487 not lie there like a bear. 262 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,527 You visit the beauty parlour every week- 263 00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:12,247 why not get some waxing done too? 264 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:13,807 But it's alright. 265 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:14,687 I will... 266 00:19:14,847 --> 00:19:16,087 I'll... adjust. 267 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:20,247 Thief! Thief! 268 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,567 - Who are you? - Thief! 269 00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:22,727 There's a pervert thief in the house! 270 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:24,367 Who's the pervert? What pervert? 271 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:25,903 Why are you shuting my mouth? 272 00:19:25,983 --> 00:19:27,253 Let it be. 273 00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:28,927 What are you doing? 274 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,308 Move aside. 275 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,767 Prem, who are these people? 276 00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,687 Who are you? Who are you? 277 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:09,767 What's happening here? 278 00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:11,407 Sir, this thief broke into your house. 279 00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:12,407 We caught him. 280 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,327 - How dare you break into my friend's house? - Hit him! You hit him too! 281 00:20:14,407 --> 00:20:15,367 You scoundrel! 282 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,407 - Hit him! Hit him! - I'm not a thief! 283 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:20,687 I'm Amar! 284 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,007 It's Amar! 285 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:22,967 Untie him, Prem! 286 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:23,847 Untie him! 287 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:25,847 Are you alright? 288 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,567 It's actually my husband. 289 00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:28,407 Are you okay? 290 00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:29,847 I'm not okay! 291 00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:31,207 I'm not okay! 292 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,767 Where did these beggars come from? 293 00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:33,927 Who are these beggars? 294 00:20:34,007 --> 00:20:35,407 They beat me up. 295 00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:36,567 They beat me... 296 00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:37,767 Hey, that's no way to hit anyone! 297 00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:39,567 - He looks more desperate than us! - Shut up! 298 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:40,447 So what? 299 00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:41,847 Who hits with a frying pan? 300 00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:42,927 Yes. 301 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,927 What are these beggars doing in the house? 302 00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:48,247 Baby... 303 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:48,927 Yes. 304 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,207 I found these poor souls on the street. 305 00:20:51,287 --> 00:20:53,247 And he said, "If I give a million, 306 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:54,807 he'll give us ten million." 307 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,207 Since I didn't have a million, 308 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,847 I brought them home instead. 309 00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:03,287 You know I can't see poor people suffering, baby. 310 00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:04,327 Sorry. 311 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,887 Bindiya, if you keep bringing home these homeless people every day, 312 00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,087 our family will never be complete. 313 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,207 You feel everyone's pain... 314 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:13,287 except mine. 315 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:18,087 Sorry, baby. 316 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,767 This mosquito was sucking your blood. 317 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,087 Mosquito... 318 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,327 How sweet of sister-in-law- 319 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,527 she can't even stand a mosquito sucking your blood. 320 00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:28,327 - How sweet, sister-in-law. - So sweet. 321 00:21:28,407 --> 00:21:32,647 She really can't stand anyone else sucking my blood except her. 322 00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:35,447 Okay... let's go home now. 323 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:38,407 Tomorrow is Menka and Kaamraj's tenth wedding anniversary, 324 00:21:38,487 --> 00:21:40,047 and we have to be there. 325 00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:42,127 Who celebrates ten years of punishment? 326 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:03,967 How do I say my nights are incomplete... 327 00:22:04,047 --> 00:22:08,407 Honestly, they long for your company. 328 00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:12,767 How do I say my nights are incomplete... 329 00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:17,087 Honestly, they long for your company. 330 00:22:18,807 --> 00:22:23,007 Come here, baby, come rest in my arms. 331 00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:27,447 I'll make the whole world bow at your feet. 332 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:31,887 Come here, baby, come rest in my arms. 333 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:36,127 I'll make the whole world bow at your feet. 334 00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:39,327 Baby, you're one in a billion. 335 00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:40,807 One in a billion... 336 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:43,567 Baby, you're one in a billion. 337 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,247 Never leave me... 338 00:22:45,327 --> 00:22:48,207 Baby, you're one in a billion. 339 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:49,567 One in a billion... 340 00:22:49,647 --> 00:22:52,527 Baby, you're one in a billion. 341 00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:54,407 I'm drawn to you. 342 00:22:54,487 --> 00:22:56,527 One in a billion... billions I could spend for you. 343 00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:58,887 These hypnotic eyes, pure magic. 344 00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:01,087 Your pink lips, I'm losing control. 345 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,207 Your face, my tattoo. 346 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:07,607 No number of zeroes can compare to you. 347 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:09,847 Stars on your skin, eyes like the sky. 348 00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:11,967 I love you to the moon, yeah. 349 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:14,287 Baby, I'm a gentleman with manners. 350 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:16,447 It's unfair to tease me like that. 351 00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:18,927 Your skin's like soft butter... 352 00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:20,287 Come closer now. 353 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:24,527 Come here, baby, come rest in my arms. 354 00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:29,007 I'll make the whole world bow at your feet. 355 00:23:29,087 --> 00:23:33,207 Come here, baby, come rest in my arms. 356 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:37,527 I'll make the whole world bow at your feet. 357 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,847 Baby, you're one in a billion. 358 00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:42,207 One in a billion... 359 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,127 Baby, you're one in a billion. 360 00:23:45,207 --> 00:23:46,647 Never leave me... 361 00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:49,567 Baby, you're one in a billion. 362 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:50,967 One in a billion... 363 00:23:51,047 --> 00:23:54,007 Baby, you're one in a billion. 364 00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:56,207 I'm drawn to you. 365 00:24:13,487 --> 00:24:17,687 My temperature rises when you come near. 366 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:22,007 Though I'm high on you, I pretend to be sober. 367 00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:26,567 People want the moon and stars. 368 00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:32,767 But all I want is you close, doing what you like. 369 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:37,447 I'd sing a lullaby till you fall asleep. 370 00:24:37,527 --> 00:24:41,927 Wake you up with kisses in the morning. 371 00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:46,367 I'd sing a lullaby till you fall asleep. 372 00:24:46,447 --> 00:24:50,167 Wake you up with kisses in the morning. 373 00:24:50,247 --> 00:24:54,447 Come here, baby, come rest in my arms. 374 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:58,927 I'll make the whole world bow at your feet. 375 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:03,407 Come here, baby, come rest in my arms. 376 00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:07,527 I'll make the whole world bow at your feet. 377 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,767 Baby, you're one in a billion. 378 00:25:10,847 --> 00:25:12,207 One in a billion... 379 00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:15,127 Baby, you're one in a billion. 380 00:25:15,207 --> 00:25:16,727 Never leave me... 381 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,487 Baby, you're one in a billion. 382 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,847 One in a billion... 383 00:25:20,927 --> 00:25:23,927 Baby, you're one in a billion. 384 00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:26,007 Except for you, I want nothing more. 385 00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:45,127 Wow, Kaamraj. 386 00:25:45,207 --> 00:25:46,367 Tattoo of your love on your chest. 387 00:25:46,447 --> 00:25:47,325 Yeah. 388 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,607 Menka lives in my breath... 389 00:25:49,687 --> 00:25:51,647 - Is that so? - my heart. 390 00:25:51,807 --> 00:25:55,367 But I thought I'd ink her face on my chest. 391 00:25:59,327 --> 00:26:01,727 So every time I breathe, 392 00:26:02,607 --> 00:26:04,687 I know we're breathing together. 393 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,207 How romantic. 394 00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:09,927 There's him, tattooing his wife's face on his heart, 395 00:26:10,207 --> 00:26:11,487 and then there's you- 396 00:26:12,047 --> 00:26:14,687 who won't even put your wife's picture on your WhatsApp DP. 397 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,127 No, baby, that's not... 398 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:17,047 Show me your DP. 399 00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:18,927 No, why check my DP? 400 00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:20,927 See. Just hearing "DP" made your BP rise. 401 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,567 Forget that. Why are you donating blood? 402 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:26,647 Yes... every year on our anniversary, I donate blood. 403 00:26:26,727 --> 00:26:29,367 So I can earn the blessings of the poor 404 00:26:29,447 --> 00:26:31,527 and stay with you forever. 405 00:26:32,207 --> 00:26:35,167 Temples, mosques, churches- I took you everywhere. 406 00:26:35,247 --> 00:26:38,247 But you never donated a single penny, let alone blood. 407 00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:39,567 - Really? - Yes. 408 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,327 - Cheap. - Enough! 409 00:26:41,927 --> 00:26:42,967 I've had enough of your taunts! 410 00:26:43,047 --> 00:26:45,407 Yes! Even we've had enough of your taunts! 411 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:48,127 We're all going to donate blood now! 412 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,407 - Yes! - We're going to donate- 413 00:26:53,287 --> 00:26:56,527 Prem, my doctor told me not to donate blood. 414 00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:57,807 Are you serious, Amar? 415 00:26:58,087 --> 00:26:59,527 Even my doctor said the same. 416 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:00,727 You can donate for me, Prem. 417 00:27:00,807 --> 00:27:02,527 I'm your doctor, idiots! 418 00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:03,727 When did I say you couldn't? 419 00:27:05,007 --> 00:27:08,407 Today, Amar, Akbar, and Anthony are donating blood! 420 00:27:08,487 --> 00:27:09,007 Yes. 421 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:09,807 Yeah! 422 00:27:09,887 --> 00:27:10,367 Yeah. 423 00:27:10,447 --> 00:27:12,127 Take our blood now! 424 00:27:12,207 --> 00:27:13,247 Well done! 425 00:27:20,447 --> 00:27:21,367 Take more! 426 00:27:21,447 --> 00:27:23,087 Yes, take more! 427 00:27:24,047 --> 00:27:25,127 Take more! 428 00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:26,847 Take more! 429 00:27:27,927 --> 00:27:29,047 Alright! 430 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:29,967 Wow! 431 00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:31,287 Get up, boys. 432 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,927 Well done. 433 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:34,287 Yeah... 434 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:02,767 they're back to their old tricks again. 435 00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:03,807 Cheap! 436 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:15,847 Loser. 437 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:31,367 You donated five bottles but had to be given twenty-five in return. 438 00:28:31,447 --> 00:28:34,647 Bloody blood-sucking... hideous vampires! 439 00:28:34,727 --> 00:28:35,967 Don't ever set foot in my house again! 440 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,967 Since Kaamraj's party, 441 00:28:43,047 --> 00:28:46,287 Bindiya's behavior toward me has been just like the tigress toward the tiger. 442 00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:49,527 Looks like this Master Mater will have to find himself a new mator. 443 00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,927 Guys, Gita's been working double shifts these days. 444 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:54,487 She keeps praying to God 445 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,327 to make her husband as perfect as Kaamraj. 446 00:28:56,407 --> 00:28:57,807 I'm fed up. 447 00:28:57,927 --> 00:28:58,967 Aanchal's so possessive, 448 00:28:59,047 --> 00:29:02,887 she'd rename the Siri on my phone to Suresh if she could. 449 00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:09,007 This doubting nature of hers has made my life F- 450 00:29:09,287 --> 00:29:10,087 Finished. 451 00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:12,487 Like this condom. 452 00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:15,087 For a whole year this man 453 00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:18,247 couldn't even test the power of ManForce. 454 00:29:21,487 --> 00:29:23,287 I think something's fishy. 455 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:25,647 How can any husband love his wife so much? 456 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:26,527 You're right. 457 00:29:26,607 --> 00:29:27,487 Look at Shahjahan, for example. 458 00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:28,887 When did he build the Taj Mahal? 459 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,207 After his wife's death. 460 00:29:30,447 --> 00:29:30,927 Exactly! 461 00:29:31,007 --> 00:29:33,407 Because if his wife were alive during the construction, 462 00:29:33,487 --> 00:29:34,647 she'd have interrupted a thousand times. 463 00:29:34,727 --> 00:29:35,167 Correct. 464 00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:37,247 "Baby, why is the Taj Mahal white? 465 00:29:37,327 --> 00:29:38,487 Why not off-white?" 466 00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:41,047 "Why marble? Wooden flooring would look better!" 467 00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:42,287 Correct. 468 00:29:42,487 --> 00:29:43,887 She'd have said, "Shahju, 469 00:29:43,967 --> 00:29:45,647 why are you building the Taj Mahal in Agra? 470 00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:48,167 Let's make it in Goa, I love sea view!" 471 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:49,047 So right. 472 00:29:49,127 --> 00:29:50,047 Yeah... 473 00:29:51,087 --> 00:29:51,967 Guys. 474 00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:58,167 Any husband who acts overly loving 475 00:29:58,327 --> 00:30:01,927 is usually feeling guilty about something. 476 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,927 Correct. You're right. 477 00:30:04,087 --> 00:30:06,687 In fact, I say we should spy on Kaamraj at his house. 478 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,487 Catch him red-handed- with his pants down. 479 00:30:08,567 --> 00:30:09,727 - Yes! Superb idea. - Come on. 480 00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:10,807 Yes. 481 00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:17,967 I love you. 482 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:21,407 Baby, I love you. 483 00:30:21,727 --> 00:30:23,327 I'm gonna miss you. 484 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:28,047 I'll miss you. 485 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,807 I'm gonna miss you so much. 486 00:30:29,887 --> 00:30:31,047 Have a great weekend. 487 00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:31,927 Enjoy yourself. 488 00:30:32,007 --> 00:30:32,967 You too, my dear. 489 00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:34,407 Have a great weekend. 490 00:30:35,729 --> 00:30:37,047 Bye. 491 00:30:42,647 --> 00:30:44,327 Bloody Amar, shame on you. 492 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,927 You suspected a decent man like him. 493 00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:50,607 He turned out to be a devoted husband, not just dedicated. 494 00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:53,807 You brought us here. 495 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:54,887 Why did you bring us here? 496 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:55,647 Me? 497 00:30:55,727 --> 00:30:57,127 Coming here was your idea! 498 00:30:57,207 --> 00:30:58,847 Catch him red-handed with his pants down, remember? 499 00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,647 Get lost before we strip you down and beat you up. 500 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:04,927 Baby, come on! 501 00:31:05,607 --> 00:31:06,847 Come on! 502 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,447 Yes... 503 00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:12,567 Guys! 504 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,647 Come on! 505 00:31:22,693 --> 00:31:23,527 Yes! 506 00:31:23,607 --> 00:31:26,527 Didn't I tell you? It was my idea. I am a genius. 507 00:31:28,247 --> 00:31:31,647 So many legs coming out of Basanti's four-legged vehicle... 508 00:31:31,727 --> 00:31:33,167 I love legs. 509 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:35,367 This is exactly what I was hoping for. 510 00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,847 Yes. Come on. 511 00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,607 This Kaamraj doesn't have one Menka- 512 00:31:41,727 --> 00:31:43,127 he's got many! 513 00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,967 Yes! Come on, come on, girls! 514 00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:49,365 You know I love you. Come on. Love me. 515 00:31:49,527 --> 00:31:52,167 His name should be Kaamdev, not Kaamraj! 516 00:31:52,456 --> 00:31:53,493 He's only got one arrow- 517 00:31:53,573 --> 00:31:55,023 how many are you going to shoot? 518 00:31:55,103 --> 00:31:56,743 Go inside. Get inside. 519 00:31:56,903 --> 00:31:58,544 Everybody inside. 520 00:31:58,624 --> 00:31:59,303 Get inside. 521 00:31:59,383 --> 00:32:01,703 I'm getting a slightly dark vibe. 522 00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:02,983 Come on, girls! 523 00:32:03,303 --> 00:32:06,158 He's got a whole harem-hardcore! 524 00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:06,823 Yes. 525 00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:08,234 - Let's go. - Where? 526 00:32:08,314 --> 00:32:09,834 - To catch him with his pants down. - Yes. 527 00:32:30,674 --> 00:32:31,714 Excuse me. 528 00:32:34,434 --> 00:32:37,434 Ae G, O G, what an orgy! 529 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:40,674 Made us look like fools in front of our wives- 530 00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,354 turned out to be a Circuit himself! 531 00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:45,074 Go on, give them your magical hug. 532 00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:47,754 Pretending to be a sweet, innocent Parsi, 533 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:50,314 but he's actually Arshad Warsi! 534 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:51,874 He's not all bad, guys. 535 00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:56,394 The details of this scam are going straight to Menka. 536 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,474 No, please! Don't tell Menka! 537 00:32:57,594 --> 00:33:01,314 She deserves to know what her Kaamraj does behind her back. 538 00:33:01,394 --> 00:33:01,874 Yes. 539 00:33:01,954 --> 00:33:03,354 Please, please, don't tell Menka! 540 00:33:03,434 --> 00:33:05,154 She's finally gone on a holiday after ages! 541 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:08,594 We'll send you on a permanent holiday, buddy. 542 00:33:08,674 --> 00:33:12,554 We men do these little side hustles sometimes- 543 00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:13,634 understand! 544 00:33:13,714 --> 00:33:16,474 Guys, I swear! This is my first Masti! 545 00:33:16,554 --> 00:33:18,794 And this is our fourth! 546 00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,834 Then you guys should know better. 547 00:33:20,914 --> 00:33:23,234 You'll find out soon enough, boy. 548 00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:24,354 - Prem! - Yes! 549 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:26,354 - Out with your phone! - Yes! 550 00:33:26,474 --> 00:33:27,354 Not your phone, 551 00:33:27,434 --> 00:33:28,714 - Don't do that. - Wait and watch. 552 00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,514 - Wait and watch. - This is okay. 553 00:33:31,794 --> 00:33:34,434 Idiot-call Menka! 554 00:33:34,994 --> 00:33:35,594 Wait and watch. 555 00:33:35,674 --> 00:33:36,514 You're done for. 556 00:33:37,914 --> 00:33:39,434 Hello, Sister Menka. 557 00:34:06,874 --> 00:34:08,994 Take my advice- 558 00:34:09,194 --> 00:34:10,754 don't tolerate this nonsense. 559 00:34:12,754 --> 00:34:15,314 Yes, your rascal of a husband, 560 00:34:15,394 --> 00:34:18,915 right there in your bedroom, with a dozen girls! 561 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:22,314 To you he's a blood donor, 562 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,834 but behind your back he's a Vicky Donor! 563 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:38,794 Baby! These three aren't letting me have fun! 564 00:34:39,594 --> 00:34:41,874 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 565 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:42,634 Kill him! 566 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:43,714 How dare you? 567 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:45,314 How dare us? 568 00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,194 I gave my husband LV. 569 00:34:47,274 --> 00:34:49,274 - LV? - LV? Louis Vuitton? 570 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:52,994 It's not Louis Vuitton- LV means Love Visa! 571 00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:54,074 Love Visa? 572 00:34:54,154 --> 00:34:54,794 Yeah. 573 00:34:54,874 --> 00:34:56,914 In which embassy is that available? 574 00:34:57,034 --> 00:34:58,594 It's not available in any embassy. 575 00:34:58,674 --> 00:35:00,154 My Menka gives me one. 576 00:35:00,274 --> 00:35:01,434 Love Visa? 577 00:35:01,788 --> 00:35:02,847 Once a year- 578 00:35:02,927 --> 00:35:04,005 - Boogie Woogie! - Yeah. 579 00:35:04,085 --> 00:35:06,498 - Boogie Woogie? - You idiots. 580 00:35:07,486 --> 00:35:10,926 That's the secret of our ten-year happy marriage. 581 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:15,166 This Love Visa has spiced up our boring life. 582 00:35:16,326 --> 00:35:18,046 When Kaamraj comes back to me after a week, 583 00:35:18,126 --> 00:35:21,006 after fulfilling all his fantasies... 584 00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:24,206 Forget touching another woman- 585 00:35:24,286 --> 00:35:26,846 he doesn't even think of looking at one! 586 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,126 For the rest of the year, 587 00:35:29,206 --> 00:35:32,886 even if the most beautiful woman stands in front of him, 588 00:35:33,526 --> 00:35:36,806 he won't look twice. 589 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:41,806 He belongs to me entirely - In body and soul. 590 00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:46,126 I've heard of washing machines, 591 00:35:46,406 --> 00:35:48,206 but Love Visa is a sin-cleansing machine. 592 00:35:48,286 --> 00:35:49,166 Yes. 593 00:35:49,326 --> 00:35:51,726 These guys are so slow- let me explain. 594 00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:53,366 Listen carefully... 595 00:35:54,005 --> 00:35:56,566 In cricket, don't you get a free hit after a no-ball? 596 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:57,486 Yes. 597 00:35:57,566 --> 00:35:59,766 Love Visa is the free hit of marriage. 598 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:05,726 In this, a man can hit fours, sixes- 599 00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:08,086 whatever he likes- 600 00:36:08,926 --> 00:36:10,006 You know, what's the good part? 601 00:36:10,446 --> 00:36:11,766 But he can't get out. 602 00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:12,686 Can't get out? 603 00:36:12,766 --> 00:36:13,926 - Can't get out? - Yes. 604 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,286 He doesn't get out! 605 00:36:22,326 --> 00:36:24,166 Love visa. 606 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:25,846 Free hit. 607 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,966 Seven days! 608 00:36:30,006 --> 00:36:31,526 Every year. 609 00:36:32,846 --> 00:36:35,486 He's got such a great life. 610 00:36:36,646 --> 00:36:38,726 Lucky rascal's got an even better wife. 611 00:36:41,846 --> 00:36:44,086 And then there's us... 612 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,406 Completely doomed! 613 00:36:52,806 --> 00:36:56,206 Friends, I have an idea. 614 00:36:56,286 --> 00:36:59,926 I have an idea! 615 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:14,286 Every time we've listened to your "idea" and tried to do Masti, 616 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,566 Grand Masti, and Great Grand Masti, 617 00:37:17,646 --> 00:37:19,766 we've been royally screwed! 618 00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:28,606 Your "ideas" are the monsters that destroyed our peace. 619 00:37:28,686 --> 00:37:32,086 Guys, this is the best idea please. 620 00:37:32,246 --> 00:37:34,246 Best idea, please! 621 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:39,326 Forget part one, two, and three - 622 00:37:39,606 --> 00:37:43,526 trust me, this is Masti Four! 623 00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:46,898 Let's ask our wives for LV. 624 00:37:47,316 --> 00:37:49,526 Love visa. 625 00:37:49,902 --> 00:37:51,027 Have you gone mad? 626 00:37:51,526 --> 00:37:53,126 Have you lost your mind? 627 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:55,726 You want me to ask Bindiya for a love visa? 628 00:37:55,886 --> 00:38:00,166 Someone might dare to put their hand in a tiger's mouth, 629 00:38:01,006 --> 00:38:02,286 but never in a tigress's! 630 00:38:02,366 --> 00:38:06,766 You know how possessive my wife is? 631 00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:09,526 Just a few days ago, she said, 632 00:38:09,606 --> 00:38:14,686 "How come there isn't a single strand of another woman's hair on your clothes?" 633 00:38:14,966 --> 00:38:17,766 And I said, "That's a good thing, baby." 634 00:38:17,846 --> 00:38:18,526 Yes. 635 00:38:18,846 --> 00:38:20,326 Do you know what she said next? 636 00:38:20,406 --> 00:38:21,606 "Tell me honestly - 637 00:38:21,686 --> 00:38:23,326 who's that bald woman?" 638 00:38:23,806 --> 00:38:26,926 This is mission impossible, bro. 639 00:38:27,006 --> 00:38:28,686 Guys, think about it... 640 00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:32,206 We sent Chandrayaan to the moon... 641 00:38:32,326 --> 00:38:34,486 Won the World Cup with a six... 642 00:38:34,566 --> 00:38:37,246 And even surpassed China in population! 643 00:38:37,326 --> 00:38:42,286 And we three had nothing to do with any of it - 644 00:38:42,366 --> 00:38:44,366 we just sat clapping! 645 00:38:45,966 --> 00:38:47,166 Yes, that's true. 646 00:38:47,246 --> 00:38:49,046 But listen, 647 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:52,046 if we let this opportunity slip away, 648 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:55,446 we'll be clapping for the rest of our lives! 649 00:38:55,806 --> 00:39:01,006 Imagine - if we manage to get a Love Visa from our wives, 650 00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:04,006 life will turn into Boogie Woogie! 651 00:39:04,086 --> 00:39:07,166 Once we cross the first hurdle of the Love Visa, 652 00:39:07,246 --> 00:39:09,966 even if we don't become billionaires, 653 00:39:10,046 --> 00:39:13,726 we'll surely become better husbands - like Kaamraj. 654 00:39:13,806 --> 00:39:14,966 Yes. 655 00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:17,606 You're right, Amar. 656 00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:20,606 - We're not doing this for ourselves. - Yes. 657 00:39:20,686 --> 00:39:22,766 We're doing this for our wives' happiness. 658 00:39:22,846 --> 00:39:24,126 Yes. 659 00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,886 In fact, by giving us Love Visas, 660 00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:31,086 our wives will be doing themselves a favor, not us. 661 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,166 Yeah... 662 00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:36,406 Guys, our dreams could come true - 663 00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:40,035 and we could actually be in bed with someone else. 664 00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:41,311 Yeah! 665 00:39:42,929 --> 00:39:44,129 Love Visa! 666 00:39:44,856 --> 00:39:46,769 Let's get it! 667 00:39:47,767 --> 00:39:49,009 Love Visa? 668 00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:50,103 Love Visa? 669 00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:51,529 Love Visa? 670 00:39:56,058 --> 00:39:58,618 Baby, it was a mosquito again, wasn't it? 671 00:39:58,778 --> 00:39:59,658 No. 672 00:39:59,738 --> 00:40:01,659 This time I actually slapped you. 673 00:40:01,938 --> 00:40:04,298 How could you even think of something so filthy? 674 00:40:04,378 --> 00:40:08,058 Baby, I've done too many good things - 675 00:40:08,338 --> 00:40:09,818 it's time to do something dirty. 676 00:40:10,578 --> 00:40:11,618 But... 677 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,418 You slapped me, didn't you? 678 00:40:14,698 --> 00:40:15,218 Fine. 679 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:16,298 No problem. 680 00:40:16,658 --> 00:40:17,698 Bapu said, 681 00:40:18,378 --> 00:40:19,858 when someone slaps you on one cheek, 682 00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:21,898 offer the other. 683 00:40:25,498 --> 00:40:26,538 Thank you. 684 00:40:28,938 --> 00:40:29,898 Thank you, Bapu. 685 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,018 Bapu? 686 00:40:34,538 --> 00:40:36,418 What are you doing, love? 687 00:40:36,618 --> 00:40:38,298 Putting the phone on silent... 688 00:40:38,378 --> 00:40:39,938 because I'm about to get violent. 689 00:40:40,018 --> 00:40:40,778 Violent? 690 00:40:40,858 --> 00:40:42,498 If it weren't Gokul Ashtami today, 691 00:40:42,578 --> 00:40:44,698 I'd have smashed your head instead of this pot! 692 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,538 But baby, you said I should be a husband like Kaamraj! 693 00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:50,218 And this "idea" came from Kaamraj! 694 00:40:50,298 --> 00:40:52,418 I'll deal with Kaamraj later. 695 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,018 You've heard of Bobbit, right? 696 00:40:55,298 --> 00:40:57,138 Bobby... Deol? 697 00:40:57,378 --> 00:40:58,498 Sunny Sir's brother? 698 00:40:58,578 --> 00:41:01,498 Neither Bobby nor Sunny - Bobbit! 699 00:41:02,258 --> 00:41:04,458 Sunny Sir just uprooted a hand pump. 700 00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:04,898 Yes. 701 00:41:04,978 --> 00:41:10,218 Mrs. Bobbit chopped off her husband's pump! 702 00:41:14,018 --> 00:41:15,378 History is full of examples - 703 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:18,538 whenever a married man lost focus on his wife, 704 00:41:19,258 --> 00:41:20,618 his sausage got chopped! 705 00:41:20,698 --> 00:41:21,378 Yes. 706 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,498 I thought we'd get a Love Visa - 707 00:41:23,578 --> 00:41:25,178 a volcano of desire would erupt! 708 00:41:25,258 --> 00:41:25,978 Yes. 709 00:41:26,058 --> 00:41:29,698 But my volcano fizzled out. 710 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,698 Bindiya slapped me so hard, 711 00:41:32,778 --> 00:41:35,978 anyone who needs her fingerprints can scan my cheeks. 712 00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:37,298 Look! Look! 713 00:41:37,911 --> 00:41:40,696 Good thing today's Eid-e-Milad and not Bakri-Eid - 714 00:41:40,776 --> 00:41:43,034 otherwise Gita would've slit my- 715 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:46,130 If I ever cheat in my dreams, 716 00:41:46,210 --> 00:41:48,050 I do it with Meet. 717 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:50,890 I can't believe he asked me for something like this. 718 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:53,490 I always saw Prem as a godlike man - 719 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:55,610 turns out he's just a despo. 720 00:41:55,690 --> 00:41:56,970 I'm not surprised at all. 721 00:41:57,330 --> 00:42:00,330 Have you ever noticed how our husbands behave around women? 722 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,170 They start drooling. 723 00:42:03,170 --> 00:42:07,250 Their eyes go wild. 724 00:42:08,490 --> 00:42:13,810 They act like starving men who just got invited to a feast. 725 00:42:14,612 --> 00:42:16,210 Hi, girls. 726 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,210 Hi. 727 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:29,730 Ever wondered why they act that way? 728 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:34,130 Every man thinks his wife is like a mobile phone - 729 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,290 if he'd waited a little longer, 730 00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:38,050 he could've gotten a better model. 731 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,250 Look to your right. 732 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:46,130 Those two - definitely husband and wife. 733 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:47,490 Yes... yes. 734 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:48,450 Yes. 735 00:42:48,530 --> 00:42:51,090 He's definitely a husband, but not hers. 736 00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:53,970 - She's his girlfriend. - What? 737 00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:54,970 No. 738 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,330 Don't believe me? 739 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,450 Come on, let's test it. 740 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:01,650 I don't know. 741 00:43:02,890 --> 00:43:03,450 Hello? 742 00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:04,650 Yeah, listen. 743 00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:06,890 I came to Olive Restaurant for dinner. 744 00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:09,570 I just saw your husband here. 745 00:43:09,930 --> 00:43:11,610 He's sitting with his girlfriend. 746 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:12,490 Come down quickly - 747 00:43:12,570 --> 00:43:14,330 catch your husband red-handed! 748 00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:16,450 - What... - Catch your husband red-handed! 749 00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:18,890 Run! Run! Run from here! 750 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,530 Oh, my God! 751 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,130 What? 752 00:43:28,210 --> 00:43:31,290 When Kaamraj asked me for a Love Visa, 753 00:43:31,930 --> 00:43:34,810 I was angrier than all three of you put together. 754 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:38,370 But then I realized - 755 00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:42,890 Kaamraj was at least honest enough to ask me for permission. 756 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:47,450 He could've easily gone behind my back and had an affair. 757 00:43:48,890 --> 00:43:50,450 What are you trying to say? 758 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:53,130 Your husbands aren't like those men. 759 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:57,090 At least they confessed their desires to you - 760 00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,730 they asked for a Love Visa. 761 00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,610 Yes. 762 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:03,610 So... what do we do now? 763 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,090 The most important thing in any marriage is trust. 764 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:37,450 So thank you for trusting us with your request. 765 00:44:40,930 --> 00:44:46,130 If our husbands had gone behind our backs and had affairs, 766 00:44:46,210 --> 00:44:48,450 we'd never have tolerated it. 767 00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:57,730 But you three came to us honestly and asked for permission 768 00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,890 - and we truly appreciate that. 769 00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:08,330 Maybe something's missing in our marriages - 770 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,210 something that made you even think of a Love Visa. 771 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:18,730 And if Kaamraj and Menka's marriage has lasted ten years 772 00:45:19,210 --> 00:45:28,250 because of this, then there must be something real to it. 773 00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:41,770 You mean... 774 00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:45,650 You're actually giving us a Love Visa? 775 00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:46,650 What? 776 00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:55,050 We're giving the three of you a Love Visa for one week. 777 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:58,130 For this one week, you're free to fulfill your fantasies and desires. 778 00:46:01,330 --> 00:46:04,690 For this one week, you can have all the Masti you want. 779 00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:07,930 In fact, you can have Grand Masti 780 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,410 - even Great Grand Masti. 781 00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:22,850 - Baby... - Baby... 782 00:46:22,930 --> 00:46:24,170 - Baby... - Baby... 783 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,730 - Baby... - Baby... 784 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,290 'Masti 4'. 785 00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:48,450 When a beautiful woman walks by, 786 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:14,686 When a beautiful woman walks by, 787 00:47:15,610 --> 00:47:19,290 When a gorgeous woman walks by, 788 00:47:19,530 --> 00:47:23,290 a voice echoes from deep inside... 789 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:30,490 Hold her, hold her, hold her close. 790 00:47:30,570 --> 00:47:34,050 grab her hand, don't let go. 791 00:47:34,130 --> 00:47:37,610 Hold her close, don't let her slip away. 792 00:47:37,690 --> 00:47:41,290 grab her hand, don't let go. 793 00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:44,690 Hold her close, don't let her slip away. 794 00:47:44,810 --> 00:47:48,210 When a gorgeous woman walks by, 795 00:47:48,290 --> 00:47:52,250 a voice echoes from deep inside... 796 00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:55,650 grab her hand, don't let go. 797 00:47:55,730 --> 00:47:59,130 Hold her close, don't let her slip away. 798 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:02,850 grab her hand, don't let go. 799 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:06,570 Hold her close, don't let her slip away. 800 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:31,650 I feel drawn to every woman I see. 801 00:48:31,730 --> 00:48:35,490 My thoughts start heading in the wrong direction. 802 00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:42,450 I feel drawn to every woman I see. 803 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:46,050 My thoughts start heading in the wrong direction. 804 00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:53,210 I stay calm around doctors, but the nurses raise my temperature. 805 00:48:53,290 --> 00:48:56,850 Men are always ready- always prepared. 806 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:59,850 The truth is, we're Majnu's mentors. 807 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,970 We are his mentors. 808 00:49:02,050 --> 00:49:08,130 When a graceful woman sways her hips, 809 00:49:09,090 --> 00:49:12,810 When a graceful woman sways her hips, 810 00:49:12,890 --> 00:49:16,690 a voice echoes from deep inside... 811 00:49:16,770 --> 00:49:23,490 Hold her, hold her, hold her close. 812 00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:27,450 Grab her hand, don't let go. 813 00:49:27,570 --> 00:49:31,090 Hold her, hold her, hold her close. 814 00:49:31,170 --> 00:49:34,690 Grab her hand, don't let go. 815 00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:37,930 Hold her, hold her, hold her close. 816 00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:44,170 When a beautiful woman walks by, 817 00:49:45,130 --> 00:49:48,850 When a beautiful woman walks by, 818 00:49:48,930 --> 00:49:52,650 a voice echoes from deep inside... 819 00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:59,890 Hold her, hold her, hold her close. 820 00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:03,490 Grab her hand, don't let go. 821 00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:07,170 Hold her, hold her, hold her close. 822 00:50:33,172 --> 00:50:34,732 Today's the seventh day, Meet. 823 00:50:34,812 --> 00:50:37,213 Your luck hasn't been great this week. 824 00:50:37,532 --> 00:50:40,132 Running short on matches for Love Visa Week? 825 00:50:40,653 --> 00:50:41,972 Didn't get a single stamp? 826 00:50:42,052 --> 00:50:43,572 Hello. 827 00:50:57,183 --> 00:50:58,383 You here? 828 00:50:59,543 --> 00:51:00,943 You here? 829 00:51:01,823 --> 00:51:03,663 I've been searching for you for six days. 830 00:51:03,743 --> 00:51:06,903 For six days? Why? 831 00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:07,943 Yes. 832 00:51:08,263 --> 00:51:11,543 For my test drive! 833 00:51:11,623 --> 00:51:15,623 I'll give you a test drive. 834 00:51:19,383 --> 00:51:20,423 - Oops- - Oops. 835 00:51:20,823 --> 00:51:24,983 The driving licence is in my bedroom. 836 00:51:25,144 --> 00:51:26,223 Bedroom? 837 00:51:27,223 --> 00:51:31,183 Then let's go to your house and get it. 838 00:51:31,263 --> 00:51:31,783 Let's go. 839 00:51:31,863 --> 00:51:33,823 Love visa. Love visa. Love visa. Lucky me. 840 00:51:33,903 --> 00:51:34,863 Allow me. 841 00:51:35,343 --> 00:51:36,463 So, what seems to be the issue? 842 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:40,183 Doctor, I want to have fun with a young woman. 843 00:51:41,423 --> 00:51:42,863 That may cause death. 844 00:51:42,943 --> 00:51:44,623 I am ready to die. 845 00:51:44,863 --> 00:51:45,383 What? 846 00:51:45,463 --> 00:51:47,543 Hello, doctor. 847 00:51:56,063 --> 00:51:57,343 Hello. 848 00:52:01,463 --> 00:52:02,383 Please come. 849 00:52:02,823 --> 00:52:03,663 Please come. 850 00:52:04,263 --> 00:52:05,183 Please. 851 00:52:06,263 --> 00:52:06,943 Please sit. 852 00:52:07,103 --> 00:52:08,543 Thank you, doctor. 853 00:52:10,383 --> 00:52:12,263 What is your problem? 854 00:52:12,343 --> 00:52:16,663 Actually, I work at the Happy Thai Massage Parlour. 855 00:52:16,823 --> 00:52:21,143 After giving massages all day, 856 00:52:21,463 --> 00:52:23,543 my fingers start aching. 857 00:52:24,423 --> 00:52:25,503 Happy Thai Massage Parlour? 858 00:52:27,183 --> 00:52:28,503 So, doctor. 859 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,503 Why don't you come there later? 860 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:34,263 I'll ease all your pain with a very, 861 00:52:34,343 --> 00:52:37,223 very happy massage. 862 00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:39,343 Even I'd like one! 863 00:52:42,103 --> 00:52:44,463 Here's my advice-go out, 864 00:52:44,543 --> 00:52:47,343 take a right, then straight and left. 865 00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:48,823 You'll find a cremation ground there. 866 00:52:49,063 --> 00:52:51,743 I've kept a pyre burning just for you- 867 00:52:51,823 --> 00:52:53,663 lie down and rest in peace! 868 00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:55,103 Now get out! 869 00:52:57,223 --> 00:52:59,063 These guys have two humps each, 870 00:52:59,463 --> 00:53:01,423 and I don't even have one. 871 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:04,183 And the seven days of Love Visa are almost over. 872 00:53:07,543 --> 00:53:08,543 Yes... 873 00:53:31,623 --> 00:53:32,703 Mr. Amar? 874 00:53:33,183 --> 00:53:33,583 Yes? 875 00:53:33,663 --> 00:53:36,583 I'm Rozy, the new zookeeper. 876 00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:39,023 New zookeeper? 877 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,063 Wow. 878 00:53:40,903 --> 00:53:44,823 But the earlier keeper worked here for years- 879 00:53:45,183 --> 00:53:47,783 how did you get in? 880 00:53:47,863 --> 00:53:51,783 They said I had no chance... 881 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:54,983 until I showed my qualifications. 882 00:53:55,303 --> 00:53:56,663 Qualifications? 883 00:53:56,823 --> 00:54:01,623 I'm a top graduate in Zoology, expert in Animal Psychology, 884 00:54:01,983 --> 00:54:04,143 have a Diploma in Veterinary Science, 885 00:54:04,223 --> 00:54:08,303 and a PhD in Animal Conservation and Biodiversity. 886 00:54:09,103 --> 00:54:13,223 I'm single and live alone in my flat. 887 00:54:13,463 --> 00:54:14,023 What? 888 00:54:14,103 --> 00:54:17,063 And... I take i-pill every morning. 889 00:54:17,743 --> 00:54:19,743 With qualifications like those, 890 00:54:19,943 --> 00:54:21,983 anyone would hire you. 891 00:54:24,143 --> 00:54:28,343 So, which animal are you working with today? 892 00:54:28,503 --> 00:54:31,903 The most dangerous of all- humans. 893 00:54:32,463 --> 00:54:34,703 He only needs two things in life- 894 00:54:35,423 --> 00:54:38,543 his Rozy and a meal. 895 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,343 And I've brought my own lunch. 896 00:54:41,543 --> 00:54:47,263 Let's see what else you've brought. 897 00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:53,057 Something... 898 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:57,330 It's not what you're thinking. 899 00:55:00,945 --> 00:55:01,785 What's that? 900 00:55:02,627 --> 00:55:04,876 Special pheromones. 901 00:55:05,196 --> 00:55:05,996 Pheromones? 902 00:55:06,076 --> 00:55:09,956 Yes. It's like Viagra for animals. 903 00:55:10,236 --> 00:55:16,596 Spray it and every nearby creature gets restless. 904 00:55:16,756 --> 00:55:20,516 In short, it sparks the union instinct. 905 00:55:24,356 --> 00:55:25,356 What are you doing? 906 00:55:42,236 --> 00:55:45,756 Doctor, this massage is unique. 907 00:55:46,356 --> 00:55:48,556 And do you know what's unique about it. 908 00:55:48,756 --> 00:55:49,356 What? 909 00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:53,316 All the blood in your body rushes to one place. 910 00:55:54,196 --> 00:55:55,356 Absolutely right. 911 00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:58,836 The blood is gushing to only one part. 912 00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:02,436 So is mine. 913 00:56:02,836 --> 00:56:04,476 I think you've got a sore throat. 914 00:56:04,556 --> 00:56:07,876 Not my throat- it's something else. 915 00:56:09,516 --> 00:56:10,876 Baby... 916 00:56:16,196 --> 00:56:19,036 Sister- I mean, mister- what do you want? 917 00:56:19,396 --> 00:56:20,916 I want you. 918 00:56:21,236 --> 00:56:21,876 Me? 919 00:56:21,996 --> 00:56:23,916 Don't you have men in your family? 920 00:56:24,116 --> 00:56:26,756 I do, but none as charming as you. 921 00:56:40,196 --> 00:56:42,676 Blind yet bold. 922 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:45,196 With company this tempting, 923 00:56:45,556 --> 00:56:48,836 there'll be fireworks tonight. 924 00:56:51,316 --> 00:56:53,516 I'll just freshen up my makeup. 925 00:56:53,596 --> 00:56:59,276 Good idea-get ready for the show. 926 00:56:59,356 --> 00:57:00,356 Come quickly. 927 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:04,796 Meet, you lucky guy- 928 00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:12,556 Enjoy, he's all yours. 929 00:57:13,916 --> 00:57:14,756 She's here. 930 00:57:15,396 --> 00:57:16,236 She's here. 931 00:57:19,756 --> 00:57:21,876 Those legs... 932 00:57:23,836 --> 00:57:26,916 that slim waist... 933 00:57:28,396 --> 00:57:31,036 that sparkle of youth... 934 00:57:31,356 --> 00:57:34,596 Rose Mary, take me today. 935 00:57:55,276 --> 00:57:56,476 Wait- 936 00:58:01,606 --> 00:58:02,756 these teeth aren't mine! 937 00:58:08,636 --> 00:58:11,316 How did you go from Rose Mary to half-dead? 938 00:58:11,396 --> 00:58:13,276 Mom! Granny! Great-granny! 939 00:58:16,796 --> 00:58:19,596 - I want you to drive me crazy. - Crazy. 940 00:58:20,156 --> 00:58:21,556 Crazier. 941 00:58:21,636 --> 00:58:22,516 Crazier. 942 00:58:22,596 --> 00:58:25,876 I want to bring out the animal inside of me. 943 00:58:26,316 --> 00:58:27,476 Animal... 944 00:58:27,556 --> 00:58:30,636 The wildest animal ever. 945 00:58:42,234 --> 00:58:44,836 Let go! Let go! 946 00:58:50,716 --> 00:58:52,156 Leave. Leave. 947 00:59:05,116 --> 00:59:07,075 Shoo. Shoo. 948 00:59:10,734 --> 00:59:13,048 No, no, what are you doing? 949 00:59:14,689 --> 00:59:16,283 Shoo. 950 01:00:05,675 --> 01:00:07,915 Run! Run! 951 01:00:08,118 --> 01:00:09,145 Run! 952 01:00:17,156 --> 01:00:18,956 What's Queen Elizabeth doing there? 953 01:00:19,036 --> 01:00:19,996 Queen Elizabeth? 954 01:00:20,276 --> 01:00:21,876 Saved! Saved! Saved! 955 01:00:22,276 --> 01:00:25,396 Caught! Caught! Caught! 956 01:00:25,476 --> 01:00:26,836 Rose Mary. Half-dead? 957 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,036 Leave me. 958 01:00:28,116 --> 01:00:30,476 No, no. 959 01:00:59,676 --> 01:01:01,356 No! 960 01:01:07,516 --> 01:01:09,956 Union! 961 01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:28,716 By the way, Amar, how was your week? 962 01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:31,316 Fantastic. 963 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:31,996 Yours? 964 01:01:32,076 --> 01:01:33,676 Great. 965 01:01:35,876 --> 01:01:36,796 Mine too. 966 01:01:38,316 --> 01:01:43,036 Look at those glowing faces- real champions. 967 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:46,236 Guys who get one free hit in life are lucky, 968 01:01:46,316 --> 01:01:49,236 but you got the whole power play! 969 01:01:49,916 --> 01:01:52,276 Tell me, how was the game? 970 01:01:53,676 --> 01:01:56,556 I hit so many boundaries 971 01:02:01,956 --> 01:02:04,236 I can defend even a full toss now. 972 01:02:04,316 --> 01:02:05,636 Nice! And you? 973 01:02:05,902 --> 01:02:08,476 My pitch was old, 974 01:02:12,876 --> 01:02:18,596 but I hooked every bouncer out of the park. 975 01:02:18,676 --> 01:02:19,996 That's the spirit! 976 01:02:20,796 --> 01:02:21,796 And you? 977 01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:23,236 What can I say? 978 01:02:23,316 --> 01:02:24,116 Please tell me. 979 01:02:24,196 --> 01:02:25,156 Tell me. Tell me. 980 01:02:25,236 --> 01:02:26,276 How do I say it? 981 01:02:26,356 --> 01:02:27,236 Say it however you like. 982 01:02:27,596 --> 01:02:29,436 My performance made me the Animal of the Match, 983 01:02:29,516 --> 01:02:31,316 not Man of the Match. 984 01:02:31,396 --> 01:02:32,396 Good! 985 01:02:35,036 --> 01:02:36,636 No... 986 01:02:37,316 --> 01:02:38,916 Union! 987 01:02:39,396 --> 01:02:43,076 Amar! Amar! Amar! 988 01:02:43,156 --> 01:02:44,476 I can hear you- 989 01:02:44,676 --> 01:02:45,716 I'm not deaf! 990 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:51,476 Looks like you guys enjoyed that Love Visa to the fullest. 991 01:02:51,556 --> 01:02:52,556 You really nailed it. 992 01:02:53,276 --> 01:02:56,276 On the contrary- the Love Visa nailed us. 993 01:02:56,996 --> 01:02:58,756 I'm so proud of you... Baby! 994 01:03:18,236 --> 01:03:20,036 Come here, baby. 995 01:03:28,476 --> 01:03:31,236 Bindiya, baby-where are you three going with those suitcases? 996 01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:33,396 We're off on a holiday. 997 01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:36,156 Holiday? Perfect-we'll come too! 998 01:03:36,236 --> 01:03:37,476 Yes, great idea. 999 01:03:37,756 --> 01:03:40,436 We haven't been on a holiday together for ages. 1000 01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:41,876 Let's go pack. 1001 01:03:42,116 --> 01:03:43,156 Sorry- 1002 01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:47,956 the visa for this trip is just for us. 1003 01:03:51,476 --> 01:03:52,276 Meaning? 1004 01:03:52,516 --> 01:03:54,276 You guys enjoyed your week. 1005 01:03:54,356 --> 01:03:55,156 Yes. 1006 01:03:55,276 --> 01:03:57,316 Now it's our turn for the Love Visa. 1007 01:03:57,396 --> 01:03:58,396 What? 1008 01:03:59,396 --> 01:03:59,916 Nice. 1009 01:03:59,996 --> 01:04:01,156 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1010 01:04:01,236 --> 01:04:02,836 Did you really think 1011 01:04:03,036 --> 01:04:05,836 Menka's the only one who gives a Love Visa to Kaamraj? 1012 01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:06,756 Yes. 1013 01:04:07,156 --> 01:04:10,396 Even Kaamraj gives one to Menka every year. 1014 01:04:10,476 --> 01:04:11,276 Why? 1015 01:04:11,356 --> 01:04:17,076 Because you can't clap with one hand-you need both. 1016 01:04:17,236 --> 01:04:19,436 You're the reason we got into this mess! 1017 01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:20,956 Couldn't you warn us earlier? 1018 01:04:21,036 --> 01:04:22,436 Even cigarette packs come with warnings. 1019 01:04:22,516 --> 01:04:24,036 - Correct- - "Smoking is injurious to health." 1020 01:04:24,116 --> 01:04:24,676 Yes. 1021 01:04:24,836 --> 01:04:27,116 But do you quit smoking after reading that? 1022 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:28,636 We'd have quit if we'd known sooner! 1023 01:04:28,716 --> 01:04:31,436 We'd never have fallen for this Love Visa trap. 1024 01:04:31,516 --> 01:04:34,716 Forget love visa, we'd have torn up our passports. 1025 01:04:34,796 --> 01:04:35,836 - Yes. - What have you done? 1026 01:04:36,036 --> 01:04:39,436 Sorry, but we're off to the airport. 1027 01:04:39,556 --> 01:04:40,436 Airport? 1028 01:04:40,556 --> 01:04:42,236 We'll clear security- 1029 01:04:42,316 --> 01:04:43,236 Security? 1030 01:04:43,396 --> 01:04:47,076 And take off with our Love Visa! 1031 01:04:47,236 --> 01:04:48,396 Take off? 1032 01:04:48,716 --> 01:04:50,236 See you in a week, boys. 1033 01:04:50,476 --> 01:04:52,476 The husbands had their fun- 1034 01:04:53,156 --> 01:04:55,316 now it's the wives' turn! 1035 01:04:56,316 --> 01:04:57,996 - Enjoy. - Enjoy, girls. 1036 01:04:58,076 --> 01:04:59,236 - Listen to me. - Bye! 1037 01:04:59,316 --> 01:05:00,436 - Bye! - Bye, have fun! 1038 01:05:00,516 --> 01:05:02,036 Where are you going? Bindiya! 1039 01:05:04,356 --> 01:05:05,396 Gita. 1040 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:07,876 Gita. 1041 01:05:07,956 --> 01:05:08,836 - Aanchal! - Gita! 1042 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:09,636 Bindiya! 1043 01:05:09,716 --> 01:05:10,836 - Gita! - Aanchal! 1044 01:05:10,916 --> 01:05:12,356 - Bindiya! - Gita! 1045 01:05:18,276 --> 01:05:20,077 Why are you staring at me like that? 1046 01:05:20,276 --> 01:05:21,476 Idea. 1047 01:05:21,556 --> 01:05:23,156 Idea... 1048 01:05:23,236 --> 01:05:28,076 Thanks to you, we've been grandly fooled for the fourth time. 1049 01:05:37,144 --> 01:05:38,304 Prem... 1050 01:05:39,424 --> 01:05:43,224 So, nothing happened at the massage parlour? 1051 01:05:43,304 --> 01:05:44,584 Thank God nothing happened. 1052 01:05:44,664 --> 01:05:45,744 What I thought was Thai, 1053 01:05:45,824 --> 01:05:47,224 turned out to be a guy! 1054 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:51,264 Even I got duped. 1055 01:05:52,184 --> 01:05:53,944 Mine was so old... 1056 01:05:54,024 --> 01:05:56,224 that she didn't know that her age 1057 01:05:56,304 --> 01:05:59,064 to pass away had already passed. 1058 01:06:01,024 --> 01:06:01,864 And you? 1059 01:06:04,424 --> 01:06:05,664 Rascals. 1060 01:06:06,664 --> 01:06:08,464 At least yours were human. 1061 01:06:08,624 --> 01:06:10,987 I was ravaged by the entire animal kingdom. 1062 01:06:11,264 --> 01:06:11,784 What? 1063 01:06:11,864 --> 01:06:13,384 From pigs to rabbits... 1064 01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:15,064 Each one pounded my flesh. 1065 01:06:15,584 --> 01:06:18,224 Thank God the elephant and hippo 1066 01:06:18,304 --> 01:06:19,864 were locked in a cage. 1067 01:06:20,384 --> 01:06:22,864 - Otherwise, I would have been... - Enough. Enough. 1068 01:06:22,944 --> 01:06:24,424 We got it. We got it. 1069 01:06:25,304 --> 01:06:27,544 Meaning...we three flopped, 1070 01:06:28,304 --> 01:06:30,344 but they will get lolly-pop. 1071 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,504 Men get nothing even after a billion attempts. 1072 01:06:34,864 --> 01:06:36,024 But girls... 1073 01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:38,984 find a billion without even trying. 1074 01:06:39,264 --> 01:06:40,944 Men are such rascals, 1075 01:06:41,024 --> 01:06:42,744 they don't look for anyone special. 1076 01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:44,024 They settle for anyone ordinary. 1077 01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:44,984 Yes. 1078 01:06:45,064 --> 01:06:47,584 And our wives from more than ordinary from top to tip. 1079 01:06:47,664 --> 01:06:50,144 They will all pounce on them like hungry wolves. 1080 01:07:09,504 --> 01:07:12,464 Friends, I have an idea. 1081 01:07:19,904 --> 01:07:21,984 - Let's put this dog down today. - Yes. 1082 01:07:23,064 --> 01:07:24,984 And we'll bury his body so deep, 1083 01:07:25,064 --> 01:07:27,064 even his soul won't know where it is. 1084 01:07:27,864 --> 01:07:28,864 We won't bury it. 1085 01:07:29,104 --> 01:07:30,464 We'll burn the rascal. 1086 01:07:31,544 --> 01:07:32,304 Pass the matchbox. 1087 01:07:32,464 --> 01:07:33,944 Go ahead and burn me, bury me. 1088 01:07:34,024 --> 01:07:36,384 But when sister-in-law Bindiya 1089 01:07:36,464 --> 01:07:37,744 with the love visa stamp, you'll die of shame. 1090 01:07:37,824 --> 01:07:38,704 And you... 1091 01:07:38,784 --> 01:07:40,624 When sister-in-law Aanchal returns with blackened face, 1092 01:07:40,704 --> 01:07:42,184 where will you hide your face? 1093 01:07:42,264 --> 01:07:43,504 What are you trying to say? 1094 01:07:43,584 --> 01:07:45,264 I am trying to say that, friends, 1095 01:07:45,344 --> 01:07:47,024 we should stop our wives. 1096 01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:47,784 Yes. 1097 01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:51,064 The reality is, doesn't matter how many times men 1098 01:07:51,224 --> 01:07:52,384 cheat on their women, 1099 01:07:52,544 --> 01:07:54,664 they know their wife will forgive them. 1100 01:07:54,744 --> 01:07:56,944 But when the wife has an affair outside, 1101 01:07:57,024 --> 01:07:59,794 - no man can tolerate it. - No. 1102 01:07:59,874 --> 01:08:02,744 We must stop our women from having Masti. 1103 01:08:02,824 --> 01:08:04,224 - Yes. - Yes. 1104 01:08:05,504 --> 01:08:08,624 I, Meet, place my hand on Gita... 1105 01:08:08,704 --> 01:08:10,824 Gita is mine. Keep your hand on Aanchal. 1106 01:08:10,904 --> 01:08:12,264 If only Aanchal would let me touch her, 1107 01:08:12,344 --> 01:08:13,824 I wouldn't be in this situation. 1108 01:08:13,904 --> 01:08:14,984 Leave it. 1109 01:08:15,064 --> 01:08:18,064 I, Amar, place my hand on Bindiya and swear, 1110 01:08:18,293 --> 01:08:21,864 that I will stop her from having fun and won't let her find out. 1111 01:08:22,704 --> 01:08:25,104 - I, Meet, swear... - Wait. 1112 01:08:25,344 --> 01:08:27,358 - I swore for all three. - Okay. 1113 01:08:27,544 --> 01:08:28,991 - Let's make a plan. - Alright. 1114 01:08:32,232 --> 01:08:33,446 Yes. 1115 01:08:38,224 --> 01:08:39,944 Paintings. Paintings by MF Hussain. 1116 01:08:40,024 --> 01:08:40,744 Paintings. 1117 01:08:40,824 --> 01:08:42,904 Massage. Oil massage. 1118 01:08:42,984 --> 01:08:45,144 Only happy, no ending. 1119 01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:47,104 Spare some change in the name of God. 1120 01:08:47,184 --> 01:08:48,784 Spare some change in the name of God. 1121 01:08:48,864 --> 01:08:50,144 Spare some change in the name of anyone, 1122 01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:51,224 but just spare some change. 1123 01:09:11,218 --> 01:09:12,138 - Sister-in-law. - Sister-in-law. 1124 01:09:12,218 --> 01:09:13,138 Sister-in-law. 1125 01:09:13,898 --> 01:09:14,818 Baby? 1126 01:09:15,178 --> 01:09:16,298 Baby... 1127 01:09:16,738 --> 01:09:18,698 Baby! 1128 01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,578 - All of them are old. - What was that? 1129 01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:49,338 Why does it feel like 1130 01:09:49,418 --> 01:09:52,738 all the ugly men in the world are right here. 1131 01:09:52,818 --> 01:09:55,698 We came here to have fun with these men? 1132 01:09:56,178 --> 01:09:56,858 Yuck! 1133 01:09:56,938 --> 01:09:58,898 I want to tear up the love visa. 1134 01:09:58,978 --> 01:10:01,898 Brilliant, God. Thank you. 1135 01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:03,738 Thank God, 1136 01:10:03,818 --> 01:10:05,898 women have a class and standard. 1137 01:10:06,138 --> 01:10:08,418 Women only want to ride a Ferrari. 1138 01:10:08,618 --> 01:10:13,178 Yes, and these girls won't even find a Nano here. 1139 01:10:25,898 --> 01:10:26,858 Wow. 1140 01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:31,178 Feels like Hrithik Roshan 1141 01:10:32,178 --> 01:10:35,618 together with John Abraham made him. 1142 01:10:35,818 --> 01:10:37,458 Where did this rascal come from? 1143 01:10:37,538 --> 01:10:39,858 Even the husbands would be ready to have an affair with him, 1144 01:10:39,938 --> 01:10:41,178 - let alone the wives. - Yes. 1145 01:10:41,258 --> 01:10:43,178 The sun's hotness make people sweatness, 1146 01:10:43,378 --> 01:10:47,418 but this guy's so hot that he makes even the sun sweat. 1147 01:10:47,538 --> 01:10:50,098 He's so hot, if we break eggs on his body, 1148 01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:51,458 it will turn to omellete. 1149 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:53,018 We are ruined. 1150 01:10:53,127 --> 01:10:54,498 We are ruined. 1151 01:10:54,578 --> 01:10:56,258 We are done for. 1152 01:10:56,719 --> 01:10:58,539 We are gone. 1153 01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:12,778 Hey, girls. 1154 01:11:13,972 --> 01:11:14,978 What? 1155 01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:16,978 How are you doing? 1156 01:11:17,058 --> 01:11:18,498 You girls are here on vacation? 1157 01:11:19,058 --> 01:11:21,178 Well, me too. 1158 01:11:21,818 --> 01:11:24,498 Because girls just want to have fun. 1159 01:11:26,150 --> 01:11:29,018 Call me. Love you. Bye. 1160 01:11:31,498 --> 01:11:33,938 He wants the husbands, not wives. 1161 01:11:34,018 --> 01:11:36,338 He doesn't want eggs or chickens... 1162 01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:38,258 He wants a cock. 1163 01:11:38,338 --> 01:11:40,618 No, not a cock. 1164 01:11:40,778 --> 01:11:43,178 He wants a boy. 1165 01:11:43,398 --> 01:11:44,538 - Saved. - Oh Lord! 1166 01:11:44,618 --> 01:11:47,898 I...am going to get changed 1167 01:11:48,309 --> 01:11:50,058 and head to the market. 1168 01:11:50,138 --> 01:11:51,538 Where is she going? 1169 01:11:52,738 --> 01:11:53,778 I am leaving too. 1170 01:11:55,099 --> 01:11:57,018 What am I going to do sitting around here? 1171 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,258 Guys...best of luck. 1172 01:12:05,136 --> 01:12:07,418 Hello, baby. Looking hot. 1173 01:12:08,374 --> 01:12:09,498 - Who are you? - Baby, listen to me. 1174 01:12:09,578 --> 01:12:11,338 - Leave me. - Come on, baby. 1175 01:12:11,418 --> 01:12:12,898 Somebody help me. 1176 01:12:12,978 --> 01:12:15,338 You dare mess with my girl. 1177 01:12:16,218 --> 01:12:18,298 Here comes your hero. 1178 01:12:21,738 --> 01:12:23,978 No. No. 1179 01:12:26,378 --> 01:12:28,858 No, somebody help. 1180 01:12:42,138 --> 01:12:43,968 Please anybody here. 1181 01:12:56,901 --> 01:12:58,186 Please help! 1182 01:13:26,645 --> 01:13:27,698 Oh my! 1183 01:13:55,285 --> 01:13:57,778 Is he UK's Crime Master Gogo? 1184 01:13:57,999 --> 01:14:00,779 He's pulled out eyes to play marbles. 1185 01:14:03,766 --> 01:14:04,623 Hey... 1186 01:14:07,726 --> 01:14:09,938 My girl... 1187 01:14:12,179 --> 01:14:13,418 Hey boy! 1188 01:14:13,498 --> 01:14:14,498 Boy... 1189 01:14:14,678 --> 01:14:15,978 Hi, baby. 1190 01:14:16,058 --> 01:14:17,338 Bye, baby. 1191 01:14:17,969 --> 01:14:18,978 No. Thank you. 1192 01:14:22,869 --> 01:14:24,378 If you had fallen down, 1193 01:14:24,618 --> 01:14:26,058 you would have gotten hurt. 1194 01:14:26,684 --> 01:14:28,258 And if you had gotten hurt, 1195 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:30,618 I would have taken you to the closest emergency centre. 1196 01:14:32,178 --> 01:14:33,058 Infirmary. 1197 01:14:33,658 --> 01:14:34,458 Infirmary. 1198 01:14:35,806 --> 01:14:36,418 Hospital. 1199 01:14:36,698 --> 01:14:39,658 You Hindi's so good even though you live in the UK. 1200 01:14:39,738 --> 01:14:40,818 I am impressed. 1201 01:14:40,898 --> 01:14:42,578 Actually, I like India. 1202 01:14:43,098 --> 01:14:44,218 And I love Indians. 1203 01:14:45,098 --> 01:14:47,258 That's why I did a course on PURE Hindi. 1204 01:14:47,658 --> 01:14:49,658 Hi. I am Sid Walia. 1205 01:14:50,178 --> 01:14:51,698 Prince of good times. 1206 01:14:52,058 --> 01:14:52,938 Good time. 1207 01:14:57,818 --> 01:14:59,098 Baby... 1208 01:15:38,698 --> 01:15:40,058 I am Inspector Virat. 1209 01:15:41,658 --> 01:15:42,658 And you are? 1210 01:15:43,018 --> 01:15:43,698 Anushka. 1211 01:15:45,618 --> 01:15:46,658 I mean Gita. 1212 01:15:46,858 --> 01:15:50,178 Gita. What a cute and pious name? 1213 01:15:50,898 --> 01:15:52,218 Are you married? 1214 01:15:53,698 --> 01:15:54,538 Was. 1215 01:15:55,058 --> 01:15:58,938 But my wife passed away couple of years ago. 1216 01:15:59,778 --> 01:16:00,498 How? 1217 01:16:01,738 --> 01:16:04,578 She was flying around in a helicopter in the valleys. 1218 01:16:04,858 --> 01:16:06,578 Suddenly she started to feel cold, 1219 01:16:07,018 --> 01:16:09,618 and accidentally switched off the helicopter's fan. 1220 01:16:10,258 --> 01:16:12,458 And since then, I've been a widower... 1221 01:16:12,538 --> 01:16:15,098 Widower! Widower! Widower! 1222 01:16:15,578 --> 01:16:17,178 Why is your voice echoing? 1223 01:16:17,338 --> 01:16:19,858 Actually, I was born in the valleys. 1224 01:16:20,098 --> 01:16:22,858 That's why my voice sometimes echoes. 1225 01:16:22,938 --> 01:16:25,538 Echoes. Echoes. Echoes. 1226 01:16:25,737 --> 01:16:26,578 Oh. 1227 01:16:26,698 --> 01:16:29,818 But... who were you running from? 1228 01:16:30,738 --> 01:16:32,578 There's a guy in a red cap, 1229 01:16:32,738 --> 01:16:34,818 who was giving me dirty looks. 1230 01:16:34,898 --> 01:16:36,138 Don't you worry. 1231 01:16:36,498 --> 01:16:40,138 After hugging you, I'll go deal with him. 1232 01:16:52,404 --> 01:16:53,418 Inspector. 1233 01:16:53,498 --> 01:16:55,458 Did you see a girl go by? 1234 01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:57,418 Was so utterly gorgeous? 1235 01:16:57,498 --> 01:16:59,218 Gorgeous? Gorgeous? Gorgeous? 1236 01:16:59,418 --> 01:17:00,378 Yes. 1237 01:17:00,498 --> 01:17:02,218 But why are you repeating it three times? 1238 01:17:02,298 --> 01:17:03,658 The audience already knows, 1239 01:17:04,058 --> 01:17:05,538 no need for an explanation. 1240 01:17:08,818 --> 01:17:10,538 Was she trying to... 1241 01:17:10,618 --> 01:17:11,778 get away from someone? 1242 01:17:11,858 --> 01:17:14,778 Get away? Get away? Get away? 1243 01:17:14,938 --> 01:17:17,978 Yes. From me. Me. Me. 1244 01:17:18,058 --> 01:17:20,938 Great. The criminal accepts his crime. 1245 01:17:22,069 --> 01:17:22,965 Yes, means? 1246 01:17:31,738 --> 01:17:32,538 Was that your leg? 1247 01:17:32,618 --> 01:17:33,418 Yes. 1248 01:17:35,298 --> 01:17:36,138 Left uppercut. 1249 01:17:36,578 --> 01:17:37,498 Right uppercut. 1250 01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,258 Your legs are bigger than the law. 1251 01:17:47,058 --> 01:17:49,098 My shoelaces are untied. 1252 01:18:05,378 --> 01:18:08,938 Smell it. Smell it. Smell it. 1253 01:18:09,378 --> 01:18:11,058 Smell it. Smell it. 1254 01:18:11,138 --> 01:18:13,338 Smell it. Smell it. Smell it... 1255 01:18:13,418 --> 01:18:14,018 Now take it. 1256 01:18:14,098 --> 01:18:14,938 Take it. 1257 01:18:20,966 --> 01:18:22,098 Oh my, God. 1258 01:18:40,378 --> 01:18:41,178 Thank you. 1259 01:18:52,098 --> 01:18:53,498 Where is she going? 1260 01:18:57,017 --> 01:18:58,593 Hide. Hide. Oh no. 1261 01:19:00,258 --> 01:19:02,498 Haven't I seen you before? 1262 01:19:02,818 --> 01:19:04,058 Haven't seen anything. 1263 01:19:04,218 --> 01:19:05,138 Haven't seen it. 1264 01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:07,178 I haven't seen anything for years. 1265 01:19:07,818 --> 01:19:10,338 I didn't see your orange colour bikini. 1266 01:19:11,178 --> 01:19:13,218 Nor without the bikini. 1267 01:19:14,218 --> 01:19:15,898 Mother... Mother... 1268 01:19:16,338 --> 01:19:17,298 Madam... 1269 01:19:17,698 --> 01:19:19,898 I haven't seen Shah Rukh Khan's Jawaan, 1270 01:19:20,378 --> 01:19:21,978 nor Sheila's Jawaani. 1271 01:19:22,578 --> 01:19:26,778 I didn't see Brahmastra or anyone without clothes. 1272 01:19:27,738 --> 01:19:29,978 Spare some change in the name of God. 1273 01:19:30,738 --> 01:19:32,298 Give it only to me. 1274 01:19:32,538 --> 01:19:34,138 Don't give anyone else. 1275 01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:36,818 Please, madam, please. 1276 01:19:37,618 --> 01:19:40,978 - Leave. Let go. - Please, madam... 1277 01:19:43,338 --> 01:19:44,538 Where did she go? 1278 01:19:56,938 --> 01:19:59,298 Hey, beggar! Get lost! 1279 01:20:01,176 --> 01:20:01,951 BB? 1280 01:20:04,927 --> 01:20:05,727 Baby who? 1281 01:20:06,013 --> 01:20:07,047 Bhikari brother. 1282 01:20:08,694 --> 01:20:13,207 Who is feeding these homeless people in this community kitchen? 1283 01:20:14,162 --> 01:20:17,259 He's the messiah of the poor- 1284 01:20:25,401 --> 01:20:27,247 Protector of the weak- 1285 01:20:31,247 --> 01:20:33,007 Savior of the needy, 1286 01:20:33,127 --> 01:20:36,487 one who holds a Russian passport and Indian Aadhar. 1287 01:20:40,047 --> 01:20:41,808 He robs the rich... 1288 01:20:43,568 --> 01:20:45,447 and gives to the poor- 1289 01:20:47,367 --> 01:20:48,887 Our Robin Hood. 1290 01:20:49,007 --> 01:20:52,423 Don Pablo Putinwa! 1291 01:20:55,247 --> 01:20:56,367 Wow. 1292 01:20:56,967 --> 01:20:58,607 Pablo Putinwa! 1293 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,407 Pablo Putinwa... 1294 01:21:00,487 --> 01:21:01,927 Pablo. 1295 01:21:02,007 --> 01:21:04,087 Pablo, what a name? 1296 01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:13,967 Whole of London can drown in your intoxicating eyes... 1297 01:22:14,367 --> 01:22:16,127 Make me your tennis ball 1298 01:22:16,247 --> 01:22:18,367 and become my Sharapova. 1299 01:22:19,247 --> 01:22:20,567 Wow... 1300 01:22:20,687 --> 01:22:23,607 your personality and accent. 1301 01:22:23,767 --> 01:22:25,767 My mom is from Khandwa. 1302 01:22:26,607 --> 01:22:29,367 That night from Russia Putin came to Khandwa, 1303 01:22:29,687 --> 01:22:31,647 and led to a one-night-stand. 1304 01:22:31,727 --> 01:22:33,292 And thus I came in this world. 1305 01:22:33,372 --> 01:22:35,287 God knows. God knows. 1306 01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:37,047 Urdu! 1307 01:22:37,930 --> 01:22:40,859 That night, after Putin came a Sheikh. 1308 01:22:42,247 --> 01:22:43,447 Habibi. Habibi. 1309 01:22:43,727 --> 01:22:44,847 Always ready. 1310 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:48,767 Thank you from saving me from falling. 1311 01:22:49,407 --> 01:22:52,167 Falling in in your love is what I am afraid of, 1312 01:22:52,527 --> 01:22:54,087 my Sharapova. 1313 01:23:02,367 --> 01:23:06,727 Twinkle-Twinkle shines the star. 1314 01:23:06,967 --> 01:23:10,847 Something troubling me, my love. 1315 01:23:10,927 --> 01:23:17,941 Shaking, shaking, the cords of my heart. 1316 01:23:18,407 --> 01:23:20,567 What? Come again. 1317 01:23:20,687 --> 01:23:22,487 Tonight is the sum of the reminder of unbalanced equation 1318 01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:24,007 inherent to the hormonal disprogramming 1319 01:23:24,087 --> 01:23:24,847 of the problem called love. 1320 01:23:24,927 --> 01:23:26,447 While it remains a burden to seductively avoid it. 1321 01:23:26,527 --> 01:23:29,127 It is not unexpected and not beyond a measure of my control. 1322 01:23:29,207 --> 01:23:32,207 That is like, something like That, said SEX APPEAR (SHAKESPEARE) 1323 01:23:32,327 --> 01:23:33,687 I know, dear. 1324 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:45,327 We started with Masti, 1325 01:23:45,407 --> 01:23:47,029 then Grand Masti, 1326 01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:48,727 then Great Grand Masti... 1327 01:23:48,807 --> 01:23:50,767 Now it's time for Masti Four! 1328 01:23:50,847 --> 01:23:52,247 We started with Masti, 1329 01:23:52,327 --> 01:23:54,007 then Grand Masti, 1330 01:23:54,087 --> 01:23:55,767 then Great Grand Masti... 1331 01:23:55,847 --> 01:23:57,767 Now it's time for Masti Four! 1332 01:23:57,847 --> 01:23:59,767 You're like a sizzling firecracker. 1333 01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:03,567 Explosive like a grenade. 1334 01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:06,447 You sizzle like a firecracker. 1335 01:24:06,527 --> 01:24:08,207 Explode like a grenade. 1336 01:24:08,287 --> 01:24:09,727 One in a million, baby. 1337 01:24:09,807 --> 01:24:11,447 Truly enchanting. 1338 01:24:11,527 --> 01:24:13,407 I'm Viru, you're my Basanti. 1339 01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:15,047 My heart's tingling. 1340 01:24:15,127 --> 01:24:18,407 Let my desires be fulfilled. 1341 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:20,087 You're a parched bird, 1342 01:24:20,167 --> 01:24:21,927 and I am the sea of beauty. 1343 01:24:22,007 --> 01:24:25,487 Come and take a sip from me. 1344 01:24:25,567 --> 01:24:29,007 My mischivious lover, come touch me, 1345 01:24:29,087 --> 01:24:32,407 my mischievous lover. 1346 01:24:32,687 --> 01:24:36,167 My mischievous lover, do masti, 1347 01:24:36,247 --> 01:24:39,407 my mischievous lover. 1348 01:24:46,647 --> 01:24:48,087 We started with Masti, 1349 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:49,847 then Grand Masti, 1350 01:24:49,927 --> 01:24:51,607 then Great Grand Masti... 1351 01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:52,927 Now it's time for Masti Four! 1352 01:24:53,007 --> 01:24:57,046 Your youth is feisty. 1353 01:24:57,126 --> 01:24:58,367 Hits like a gun, 1354 01:24:58,447 --> 01:25:00,207 It's totally solid. 1355 01:25:00,287 --> 01:25:04,047 You are strong and robust. 1356 01:25:04,127 --> 01:25:07,487 Full of zest. 1357 01:25:07,687 --> 01:25:11,007 And really fun. 1358 01:25:11,287 --> 01:25:14,287 Such is your magic, it's driving me nuts. 1359 01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:17,767 and I am the gush of wind. 1360 01:25:17,847 --> 01:25:21,367 Let the sparks fly. 1361 01:25:21,447 --> 01:25:24,887 My mischievous lover, come touch me, 1362 01:25:24,967 --> 01:25:28,047 my mischievous lover. 1363 01:25:28,487 --> 01:25:31,927 My mischievous lover, do masti, 1364 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:35,607 my mischievous lover. 1365 01:25:42,032 --> 01:25:45,967 What pill did you pop in my mouth? 1366 01:25:46,219 --> 01:25:49,327 I am head over heels for you. 1367 01:25:49,689 --> 01:25:53,087 It's been ages since 1368 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:56,407 I crossed paths with a lover like you. 1369 01:25:56,487 --> 01:25:58,607 Your youth... 1370 01:25:59,927 --> 01:26:01,967 ...is like flowing water. 1371 01:26:03,447 --> 01:26:06,807 My youth...is like flowing water. 1372 01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:10,367 Come and take a dip in it. 1373 01:26:10,447 --> 01:26:13,687 My mischievous lover, come touch me, 1374 01:26:13,767 --> 01:26:17,247 my mischievous lover. 1375 01:26:17,407 --> 01:26:20,847 My mischievous lover, do masti, 1376 01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:24,007 my mischievous lover. 1377 01:26:28,647 --> 01:26:32,567 That Russian Ravi Kishan's pride has to be shattered. 1378 01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:35,367 And turn his life upside down. 1379 01:26:35,447 --> 01:26:39,189 That Virat busted my balls like Singham 1380 01:26:39,269 --> 01:26:41,607 and turned it into chewing gum. 1381 01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:44,327 That young man gouged those 1382 01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:51,047 goons' eyes with his fingers in front of my eyes. 1383 01:26:53,847 --> 01:26:56,967 What are you trying to say, bro? 1384 01:26:57,189 --> 01:26:58,567 That prince of good times 1385 01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:02,887 gouged the balls out of the eyes of those goons. 1386 01:27:03,367 --> 01:27:06,087 Our wives are staying in this hotel. 1387 01:27:06,627 --> 01:27:10,847 Roon number 49...59...69! 1388 01:27:10,927 --> 01:27:12,087 Sixty-nine. 1389 01:27:12,757 --> 01:27:16,567 We must save our wives from those rascals. 1390 01:27:16,647 --> 01:27:21,007 Virat, Sid and Pablo are very dangerous. 1391 01:27:21,287 --> 01:27:22,967 We should be careful as well. 1392 01:27:23,047 --> 01:27:27,873 Guys, we have to do this in disguise. 1393 01:27:38,127 --> 01:27:39,302 - Dear... - Yes. 1394 01:27:39,382 --> 01:27:42,237 would you like to consume grapes? 1395 01:27:42,527 --> 01:27:43,527 No, thank you. 1396 01:27:43,607 --> 01:27:45,967 By the way, I also brought some pressed grapes for you. 1397 01:27:46,607 --> 01:27:47,527 Pressed grapes? 1398 01:27:48,126 --> 01:27:49,247 What is it called? 1399 01:27:49,407 --> 01:27:50,447 What's that? 1400 01:27:50,567 --> 01:27:53,047 Juice, baby. Grape juice. 1401 01:27:53,247 --> 01:27:54,247 Bloody asaf. 1402 01:27:54,487 --> 01:27:57,767 I'll squeeze the juice out and turn your grapes into raisins. 1403 01:27:57,847 --> 01:27:58,447 Raisins... 1404 01:27:58,527 --> 01:28:00,687 I also called for some cupcakes. 1405 01:28:00,767 --> 01:28:03,807 What...what... 1406 01:28:04,207 --> 01:28:06,327 What's... 1407 01:28:06,407 --> 01:28:08,567 Baby... this patty. 1408 01:28:08,967 --> 01:28:09,767 Cupcake. 1409 01:28:09,847 --> 01:28:12,087 Bloody cupcake. 1410 01:28:20,647 --> 01:28:21,767 Let go! 1411 01:28:25,047 --> 01:28:27,407 Did you also hear that? 1412 01:28:28,167 --> 01:28:30,605 Yes, but there's no one around? 1413 01:28:31,687 --> 01:28:34,127 Yes, there's no one around. 1414 01:28:39,287 --> 01:28:40,407 Let go! 1415 01:28:44,807 --> 01:28:45,927 - Dear. - Yes. 1416 01:28:46,007 --> 01:28:47,687 Let's go someplace solitude, 1417 01:28:47,927 --> 01:28:50,007 so our love play is not interrupted. 1418 01:28:50,167 --> 01:28:51,367 I love this place. 1419 01:28:51,447 --> 01:28:52,967 It's also got these cute trees. 1420 01:28:54,687 --> 01:28:56,239 Why don't you slip into the mood, 1421 01:28:56,319 --> 01:28:58,447 and I'll be back from the restroom. 1422 01:28:58,727 --> 01:28:59,847 Come soon. 1423 01:28:59,927 --> 01:29:00,727 I'll be back. 1424 01:29:01,367 --> 01:29:03,527 Come soon. Soon. 1425 01:29:05,087 --> 01:29:06,927 Even I need to go urgently. 1426 01:29:07,807 --> 01:29:09,127 Where do I relieve my bladder? 1427 01:29:09,327 --> 01:29:10,727 Behind those trees. 1428 01:29:10,807 --> 01:29:11,527 Relieve... 1429 01:29:11,607 --> 01:29:12,807 - Bladder... - On me? 1430 01:29:13,727 --> 01:29:15,127 Prem, he's coming. He's coming. 1431 01:29:22,047 --> 01:29:22,807 Hold on... 1432 01:29:22,887 --> 01:29:25,247 This is actually going to hurt. 1433 01:29:29,447 --> 01:29:30,447 What happened? 1434 01:29:32,247 --> 01:29:33,887 I think there's a squirrel on this tree. 1435 01:29:34,007 --> 01:29:35,521 He bit me. 1436 01:29:36,967 --> 01:29:39,287 Why don't you try the other tree? 1437 01:29:39,367 --> 01:29:40,287 Yes... 1438 01:29:46,807 --> 01:29:49,087 Rascal...this is going to hurt. 1439 01:29:49,247 --> 01:29:50,767 Bust your apricots. 1440 01:29:53,927 --> 01:29:55,007 What happened this time? 1441 01:29:56,567 --> 01:29:58,487 Is there a squirrel on this tree as well? 1442 01:29:58,567 --> 01:30:02,127 No, I think there's a huge mouse on this tree. 1443 01:30:02,327 --> 01:30:03,487 He hit my pretty hard. 1444 01:30:03,567 --> 01:30:05,927 Why don't you try the third tree? 1445 01:30:07,847 --> 01:30:09,327 There won't be a snake on it. 1446 01:30:15,927 --> 01:30:18,047 My Nagpur's serpent, 1447 01:30:18,847 --> 01:30:20,847 make him pay! 1448 01:30:26,607 --> 01:30:29,087 Snake! Snake! Snake! 1449 01:30:29,407 --> 01:30:31,042 - I got bitten by a snake. - Snake! 1450 01:30:31,122 --> 01:30:32,727 Snake! Help. Help. 1451 01:30:32,807 --> 01:30:33,487 It's a snake! 1452 01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:36,887 Snake! Snake! Snake! 1453 01:30:37,047 --> 01:30:38,087 I got bitten by a snake. 1454 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:40,167 Help. Save me. 1455 01:30:41,447 --> 01:30:42,887 Help. 1456 01:30:44,847 --> 01:30:45,847 Snake! 1457 01:30:45,927 --> 01:30:48,847 Pull. Pull. Pull. 1458 01:30:48,927 --> 01:30:50,047 Don't pull. Don't pull. 1459 01:30:50,127 --> 01:30:51,167 Pull. Pull. 1460 01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:52,207 Don't pull. 1461 01:30:52,966 --> 01:30:55,647 Don't pull. Pull. Pull... Don't pull. 1462 01:30:55,727 --> 01:30:57,807 Pull. Pull... 1463 01:30:57,887 --> 01:30:59,700 Don't pull. Don't pull. 1464 01:31:02,017 --> 01:31:02,668 Rascals. 1465 01:31:02,806 --> 01:31:05,000 Do you want to uproot my stick with the snake? 1466 01:31:05,262 --> 01:31:06,522 Pull. Pull... 1467 01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:15,066 Snake... I got bitten by a snake. 1468 01:31:15,306 --> 01:31:16,546 It must be poisonous. 1469 01:31:16,626 --> 01:31:17,826 Suck the poison out. 1470 01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:19,426 Suck the poison out. 1471 01:31:19,755 --> 01:31:21,786 Where are you going, rascals? 1472 01:31:21,866 --> 01:31:23,066 First suck the poison out. 1473 01:31:23,146 --> 01:31:23,986 Wait. 1474 01:31:26,626 --> 01:31:28,186 Rascals. First suck the poison out. 1475 01:31:28,266 --> 01:31:30,506 Sir... Sir... it was not a poisonous snake. 1476 01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:31,466 Then what was it? 1477 01:31:31,546 --> 01:31:34,426 If you get bitten, it will cause pain for sometime. 1478 01:31:34,506 --> 01:31:35,306 I am. 1479 01:31:35,426 --> 01:31:36,106 There'll be a burning sensation. 1480 01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:36,866 It is. 1481 01:31:36,946 --> 01:31:38,266 And then it will swell up. 1482 01:31:38,346 --> 01:31:39,506 It has swelled up! 1483 01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:40,546 Nothing more. 1484 01:31:40,626 --> 01:31:42,226 Leave it and give me that. 1485 01:31:42,346 --> 01:31:44,626 I am going to cut down those trees for good today. 1486 01:31:53,946 --> 01:31:55,106 The trees have come alive. 1487 01:31:55,186 --> 01:31:57,826 How can the trees come alive? 1488 01:32:21,586 --> 01:32:24,186 Welcome. Welcome. 1489 01:32:24,386 --> 01:32:29,386 This is my home and my stable. 1490 01:32:30,066 --> 01:32:31,506 Two and one. 1491 01:32:31,706 --> 01:32:33,866 Brilliant. Brilliant. 1492 01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:41,026 What's that? Sorry. 1493 01:32:41,106 --> 01:32:43,306 I mean...what is that? 1494 01:32:46,546 --> 01:32:48,746 That's Pablo's justice, 1495 01:32:48,826 --> 01:32:52,466 Make my enemies walk the gallows. 1496 01:32:56,586 --> 01:32:57,546 That... 1497 01:32:57,866 --> 01:32:59,986 That dog is eating that man. 1498 01:33:00,066 --> 01:33:01,906 That's just his way of showing love. 1499 01:33:02,186 --> 01:33:05,146 My cute puppy...Kalashnikov. 1500 01:33:05,946 --> 01:33:06,946 Leave him. 1501 01:33:07,346 --> 01:33:09,986 I'll introduce you to Toofan. 1502 01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:11,506 Toofan. 1503 01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:12,786 My love... 1504 01:33:14,026 --> 01:33:15,666 my pride... 1505 01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:20,386 My Toofan. 1506 01:33:20,506 --> 01:33:23,986 And Toofan's rider...Kornikova. 1507 01:33:26,869 --> 01:33:30,786 For a year, I didn't let him mate. 1508 01:33:31,586 --> 01:33:34,106 I only said one thing to Toofan... 1509 01:33:34,226 --> 01:33:36,546 Hold your horses. 1510 01:33:37,866 --> 01:33:41,746 I will make him mate with the best mare in the world. 1511 01:33:41,906 --> 01:33:44,946 I guess you love your horse more than anything else. 1512 01:33:45,226 --> 01:33:47,146 I love the horse, 1513 01:33:47,226 --> 01:33:50,306 but my reins are now in your hands. 1514 01:33:55,866 --> 01:33:57,786 Soon, it will be nightfall. 1515 01:33:57,946 --> 01:33:59,706 After that I... 1516 01:34:00,306 --> 01:34:02,666 will show you the master bedroom. 1517 01:34:09,426 --> 01:34:10,466 I guess Pablo's ready to ride out 1518 01:34:10,546 --> 01:34:12,626 in the sunset with sister-in-law Bindiya. 1519 01:34:12,906 --> 01:34:17,986 If Pablo's ready to ride on, we're also ready to ride back. 1520 01:34:30,626 --> 01:34:32,626 Should have hired a elephant costume instead. 1521 01:34:32,746 --> 01:34:34,666 At least we would have had some space. 1522 01:34:34,946 --> 01:34:35,986 And where's Meet? 1523 01:34:36,346 --> 01:34:38,506 Meet's busy disconnecting the electicity connection to Pablo's house, 1524 01:34:38,928 --> 01:34:41,586 so that Pablo's entire house goes dark. 1525 01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:44,466 And we... can use the darkness as leverage, 1526 01:34:44,546 --> 01:34:47,906 break into the house and sever that Pablo's connection as well. 1527 01:34:47,986 --> 01:34:48,626 Yes. 1528 01:34:48,706 --> 01:34:49,826 - Good. - Yes. 1529 01:34:51,546 --> 01:34:52,626 Don't worry, 1530 01:34:53,144 --> 01:34:54,426 to save sister-in-law, 1531 01:34:54,595 --> 01:34:57,146 here comes naughty pussy. 1532 01:34:57,346 --> 01:34:58,506 Meow! 1533 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:12,706 Didn't work? 1534 01:35:12,962 --> 01:35:13,746 Screwed. 1535 01:35:14,586 --> 01:35:15,346 One more time. 1536 01:35:15,826 --> 01:35:17,466 Cut Pablo's power. 1537 01:35:20,346 --> 01:35:22,026 What the... 1538 01:35:39,546 --> 01:35:43,906 Just give me a signal once, and I'll go searching for you. 1539 01:35:43,986 --> 01:35:48,106 You'll go crazy, because I'll propose you in such a way. 1540 01:35:48,186 --> 01:35:51,026 Are you going to give the bank of my heart a heart attack here? 1541 01:35:51,106 --> 01:35:52,026 Sister-in-law? 1542 01:35:52,106 --> 01:35:53,986 Want to drive me crazy? 1543 01:35:54,066 --> 01:35:55,649 Do you want to drive me crazy? 1544 01:35:55,729 --> 01:35:56,866 Your body's like magnet, 1545 01:35:56,946 --> 01:35:59,666 Do you want to drive me crazy with your touch? 1546 01:35:59,746 --> 01:36:01,746 Want to drive me crazy? 1547 01:36:01,826 --> 01:36:03,506 Do you want to drive me crazy? 1548 01:36:03,586 --> 01:36:04,866 Your body's like magnet, 1549 01:36:04,946 --> 01:36:07,786 Do you want to drive me crazy with your touch? 1550 01:36:12,226 --> 01:36:14,066 This is just the trailer, my love. 1551 01:36:14,146 --> 01:36:16,146 The movie's yet to come. 1552 01:36:16,226 --> 01:36:20,386 The sights within are much more grand. 1553 01:36:23,866 --> 01:36:25,666 This is just the trailer, my love. 1554 01:36:25,746 --> 01:36:26,706 The movie's yet to come. 1555 01:36:26,786 --> 01:36:29,186 The sights within are much more grand. 1556 01:36:31,426 --> 01:36:32,626 I am not going anywhere. 1557 01:36:34,706 --> 01:36:36,426 Hold your horses. 1558 01:36:44,106 --> 01:36:46,106 - Look, Toofan. - Where? 1559 01:36:46,186 --> 01:36:47,946 - He's looking at us. - Is it? 1560 01:36:52,786 --> 01:36:54,866 - But why is he looking at us like that? - How? 1561 01:36:54,946 --> 01:36:56,226 The way we look at girls... 1562 01:37:00,266 --> 01:37:02,306 Shit. Shit. 1563 01:37:03,386 --> 01:37:04,346 Shit... 1564 01:37:09,786 --> 01:37:10,706 - Prem. - Yes. 1565 01:37:10,786 --> 01:37:11,826 - I've bad news. - Yes. 1566 01:37:11,906 --> 01:37:13,786 And I've very-very bad news for you. 1567 01:37:13,866 --> 01:37:15,226 What do you want to hear first? 1568 01:37:15,346 --> 01:37:16,146 Bad news. 1569 01:37:16,426 --> 01:37:20,426 I think Toofan has mistook us for a real horse in this costume, 1570 01:37:20,506 --> 01:37:22,226 and he's lost his heart to us. 1571 01:37:22,306 --> 01:37:23,226 What? 1572 01:37:25,306 --> 01:37:26,866 And what's the very-very bad news? 1573 01:37:26,946 --> 01:37:28,066 The very-very bad news is, 1574 01:37:28,146 --> 01:37:30,546 the zipper of the horse's costume is stuck from inside. 1575 01:37:30,626 --> 01:37:32,026 And we can't get out. 1576 01:37:32,106 --> 01:37:33,026 - What? - Yes. 1577 01:37:33,106 --> 01:37:34,706 Run, Amar. Run. 1578 01:37:34,786 --> 01:37:35,626 Run. 1579 01:37:35,706 --> 01:37:36,826 Run. 1580 01:37:37,826 --> 01:37:40,706 Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. 1581 01:37:40,786 --> 01:37:42,146 Run. 1582 01:37:58,546 --> 01:38:01,826 Prem, I think Toofan's in the mood for union. 1583 01:38:01,906 --> 01:38:02,746 What is union? 1584 01:38:02,906 --> 01:38:06,226 When a human or animal gets shameless, 1585 01:38:06,306 --> 01:38:08,306 then...it leads to union. 1586 01:38:08,386 --> 01:38:09,146 No. 1587 01:38:09,226 --> 01:38:11,666 Amar, only your feet can save my honour now. 1588 01:38:11,906 --> 01:38:13,066 Run! 1589 01:38:20,306 --> 01:38:22,066 Kalashnikov. 1590 01:38:22,306 --> 01:38:23,706 Pablo! 1591 01:38:33,746 --> 01:38:35,746 Dhar from your hatiyaar? 1592 01:38:36,506 --> 01:38:38,746 Rascal, I'll shoot you. 1593 01:38:46,466 --> 01:38:49,706 One hathiyaar, two dhaar. 1594 01:39:01,986 --> 01:39:03,666 I am not a real horse. 1595 01:39:03,746 --> 01:39:04,826 You should run backwards. 1596 01:39:04,906 --> 01:39:06,066 It will save your behind. 1597 01:39:06,146 --> 01:39:07,426 If I run backwards, 1598 01:39:07,506 --> 01:39:08,626 my behind will be saved... 1599 01:39:08,706 --> 01:39:10,626 but my face will get creamed. 1600 01:39:10,986 --> 01:39:12,721 Run! 1601 01:39:17,386 --> 01:39:18,666 Hey... 1602 01:39:20,506 --> 01:39:21,266 Why did you stop? 1603 01:39:21,346 --> 01:39:22,866 My feet are stuck. 1604 01:39:23,466 --> 01:39:24,386 What? 1605 01:39:34,586 --> 01:39:36,066 My Toofan! 1606 01:39:37,306 --> 01:39:38,666 Toofan, no. 1607 01:39:38,746 --> 01:39:40,426 Don't do it, Toofan. 1608 01:39:40,506 --> 01:39:43,426 Don't mate with her, Toofan. 1609 01:39:51,146 --> 01:39:53,186 Bloody horse. 1610 01:40:02,586 --> 01:40:04,586 We came with high hopes 1611 01:40:04,666 --> 01:40:06,306 of saving our wives' honour. 1612 01:40:06,426 --> 01:40:09,746 We didn't know that your arse will get so big. 1613 01:40:09,906 --> 01:40:12,626 It looks more like the aasmaan (SKY) than an arse. 1614 01:40:12,706 --> 01:40:15,626 He's turned into a camel since that horse rode him. 1615 01:40:15,706 --> 01:40:16,986 He's humped, bro. 1616 01:40:17,666 --> 01:40:19,506 People can't show their faces. 1617 01:40:19,666 --> 01:40:21,866 But I've to hide my back now. 1618 01:40:22,626 --> 01:40:25,906 Guys...only until day after tomorrow. 1619 01:40:25,986 --> 01:40:27,586 We've to save our wives from Sid, 1620 01:40:27,706 --> 01:40:29,666 Pablo and Virat until day after tomorrow. 1621 01:40:29,786 --> 01:40:30,746 Yes! 1622 01:40:31,186 --> 01:40:33,226 Sorry. Sorry. 1623 01:40:41,506 --> 01:40:42,586 Red dress... 1624 01:40:43,346 --> 01:40:46,866 just like a red chili. 1625 01:40:48,866 --> 01:40:54,066 By the way, exactly at 8:20 p.m., 1626 01:40:54,226 --> 01:40:56,946 a boat will take us to a private island. 1627 01:40:57,026 --> 01:40:57,946 Oh, wow! 1628 01:40:58,026 --> 01:41:00,266 And like Adam and Eve, 1629 01:41:00,546 --> 01:41:02,506 we'll spend the entire night there. 1630 01:41:03,106 --> 01:41:03,746 Oh, wow! 1631 01:41:03,866 --> 01:41:06,026 But remember one thing- 1632 01:41:06,346 --> 01:41:09,626 if 8:20 turns to 8:21, 1633 01:41:09,786 --> 01:41:13,786 the boat will leave... leave... leave... 1634 01:41:16,026 --> 01:41:20,226 He hit us! He hit us! 1635 01:41:20,426 --> 01:41:22,426 He hit us! He hit us! 1636 01:41:22,506 --> 01:41:23,746 That cruel man hit us! 1637 01:41:23,826 --> 01:41:25,386 He even broke my teeth! 1638 01:41:26,426 --> 01:41:27,826 Excuse me! 1639 01:41:27,906 --> 01:41:29,546 I didn't hit anyone. 1640 01:41:29,626 --> 01:41:31,306 You people came right in front of my car! 1641 01:41:31,386 --> 01:41:33,226 We're not talking about you. 1642 01:41:33,506 --> 01:41:35,786 Nine months ago, he didn't see the stop signal... 1643 01:41:35,866 --> 01:41:37,586 and she didn't either. 1644 01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:40,586 And then the accident happened, dear God. 1645 01:41:40,666 --> 01:41:43,306 Now he's going to be a dad... 1646 01:41:43,386 --> 01:41:46,746 and she's become the bag with the cat. 1647 01:41:47,386 --> 01:41:49,426 - But... - Greetings, mister. 1648 01:41:49,506 --> 01:41:53,506 I'm Dattu, this is the doctor... 1649 01:41:53,586 --> 01:41:57,106 and she's my wife, Mia Khalifa. 1650 01:41:57,386 --> 01:41:59,226 And he's my husband. 1651 01:42:01,506 --> 01:42:04,666 But the boat will leave at 8:21. 1652 01:42:04,746 --> 01:42:05,906 The boat will leave. 1653 01:42:05,986 --> 01:42:07,666 - Doctor... - Yes? 1654 01:42:07,826 --> 01:42:10,106 Can you check if the baby's alright? 1655 01:42:10,186 --> 01:42:11,706 Of course! Why not? I'll check. 1656 01:42:12,266 --> 01:42:14,146 Absolutely, I'll check. 1657 01:42:15,146 --> 01:42:16,586 What's the baby saying? 1658 01:42:16,706 --> 01:42:18,146 The child is saying... 1659 01:42:18,466 --> 01:42:20,346 What is the baby saying? 1660 01:42:20,466 --> 01:42:21,586 I am throwing the ball. 1661 01:42:22,146 --> 01:42:23,866 - Doctor... - Yes? 1662 01:42:24,546 --> 01:42:28,106 Not me, check Mia, doctor! 1663 01:42:28,186 --> 01:42:29,866 Apologies, apologies, apologies. 1664 01:42:30,826 --> 01:42:32,226 Turn around. 1665 01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:33,826 What's the baby saying? 1666 01:42:34,106 --> 01:42:35,306 What's the baby saying? 1667 01:42:35,866 --> 01:42:39,106 Doctor, that's not where you should be checking! 1668 01:42:39,186 --> 01:42:40,506 Forgive me. 1669 01:42:40,586 --> 01:42:44,666 Your wife looks more pregnant from behind than from the front. 1670 01:42:45,506 --> 01:42:46,546 Naughty. 1671 01:42:47,186 --> 01:42:49,586 But the boat will leave at 8:21. 1672 01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:53,346 Doctor... check properly. 1673 01:42:53,426 --> 01:42:55,355 I'm checking, I'm checking... 1674 01:42:57,562 --> 01:42:59,070 checking! 1675 01:42:59,282 --> 01:43:01,088 Is everything alright inside, doctor? 1676 01:43:05,873 --> 01:43:07,007 Baby's frock. 1677 01:43:07,087 --> 01:43:08,647 Baby's frock. 1678 01:43:08,727 --> 01:43:11,692 The dam has burst. 1679 01:43:11,772 --> 01:43:14,112 The dam has burst, Madan Chopra. 1680 01:43:14,192 --> 01:43:15,992 Prepare to face the storm now! 1681 01:43:16,072 --> 01:43:19,072 The baby will arrive at 8:22! 1682 01:43:19,152 --> 01:43:23,472 Congratulations! Congratulations! 1683 01:43:23,552 --> 01:43:27,350 But the boat will leave at 8:21! 1684 01:43:27,430 --> 01:43:30,592 They're having a baby, and you're worried about the boat! 1685 01:43:30,792 --> 01:43:31,832 But baby... 1686 01:43:31,912 --> 01:43:33,832 Madam, we'll take you to the hospital. 1687 01:43:33,912 --> 01:43:35,472 Don't worry. 1688 01:43:36,032 --> 01:43:37,552 How sweet... in a world full of cruel men, 1689 01:43:37,632 --> 01:43:40,672 only a woman can understand another woman's pain. 1690 01:43:41,632 --> 01:43:42,832 - But- - Quiet! 1691 01:43:43,192 --> 01:43:46,072 You only know one thing: getting women pregnant! 1692 01:43:46,712 --> 01:43:47,592 Come forward! 1693 01:43:48,392 --> 01:43:50,672 Don't just stare at me-hit him! 1694 01:43:52,592 --> 01:43:54,112 Don't hit me... 1695 01:43:54,192 --> 01:43:55,632 hit me... hit me? 1696 01:43:55,712 --> 01:43:56,552 Hit me? 1697 01:43:56,632 --> 01:43:58,312 Alright then, let's hit him! 1698 01:44:01,992 --> 01:44:03,392 Never leave me, sister. 1699 01:44:06,632 --> 01:44:07,712 Never. 1700 01:44:07,792 --> 01:44:11,072 - But the boat will leave at 8:21... - No. No. 1701 01:44:11,152 --> 01:44:14,072 Let's go, sister-in-law... I mean, let's go, wife! 1702 01:44:16,712 --> 01:44:18,672 Relax... breathe in... 1703 01:44:18,752 --> 01:44:20,792 breathe out... just relax. 1704 01:44:20,872 --> 01:44:21,872 breathe in... 1705 01:44:21,952 --> 01:44:22,832 breathe out... 1706 01:44:22,912 --> 01:44:25,192 Thank you, Gita... I mean, sister. 1707 01:44:25,272 --> 01:44:27,632 Now that you're close, I feel better. 1708 01:44:27,712 --> 01:44:30,032 If you're feeling better, should I call a taxi? 1709 01:44:30,752 --> 01:44:32,912 It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! 1710 01:44:32,992 --> 01:44:34,272 Stop hitting me! 1711 01:44:34,352 --> 01:44:36,712 Why are you hitting me?! 1712 01:44:36,792 --> 01:44:38,432 It's hurting me too! 1713 01:44:38,592 --> 01:44:40,272 It's hurting me too! 1714 01:44:40,472 --> 01:44:41,672 What have I gotten myself into? 1715 01:44:41,792 --> 01:44:42,992 Curse you! 1716 01:44:43,072 --> 01:44:44,472 If we're causing you so much trouble, 1717 01:44:44,552 --> 01:44:46,752 then let us get off at the steps of the mosque. 1718 01:44:46,832 --> 01:44:49,472 Me, the doctor, and Mia Khalifa will go on our own. 1719 01:44:49,552 --> 01:44:50,952 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1720 01:44:51,032 --> 01:44:52,832 I'll go to the hospital only in this car! 1721 01:44:53,552 --> 01:44:55,392 Okay, don't worry. Don't worry, sister. 1722 01:44:55,472 --> 01:44:57,232 You'll go to the hospital in this car. 1723 01:44:57,312 --> 01:45:01,312 8:21! We missed the boat! 1724 01:45:01,432 --> 01:45:02,992 That's what we wanted... 1725 01:45:03,072 --> 01:45:05,352 we wanted... we wanted... 1726 01:45:06,272 --> 01:45:08,552 this is where we wanted to be-the hospital. 1727 01:45:08,632 --> 01:45:10,432 You can continue with your program. 1728 01:45:10,672 --> 01:45:12,472 Go catch your boat. 1729 01:45:12,632 --> 01:45:14,872 No! How can they leave?! 1730 01:45:14,952 --> 01:45:17,192 Until this baby is born, 1731 01:45:17,272 --> 01:45:19,032 I'm not letting anyone go anywhere! 1732 01:45:19,728 --> 01:45:21,672 - Child? - Child... 1733 01:45:21,752 --> 01:45:22,912 help! 1734 01:45:28,032 --> 01:45:29,952 How am I supposed to deliver a real baby, you maniacs?! 1735 01:45:30,032 --> 01:45:32,592 Don't look at me like I'm some actual doctor! 1736 01:45:32,672 --> 01:45:34,712 I've got an idea- go find a baby somewhere! 1737 01:45:34,792 --> 01:45:35,352 Me?! 1738 01:45:35,432 --> 01:45:36,392 Until then, I'll handle everything! 1739 01:45:36,472 --> 01:45:37,032 - Me?! - Go on! 1740 01:45:37,112 --> 01:45:39,312 Yes... but where on earth am I supposed to find a baby?! 1741 01:45:41,992 --> 01:45:43,872 If the big guy's a handful, 1742 01:45:43,952 --> 01:45:45,952 the little one's a hurricane! 1743 01:45:46,166 --> 01:45:47,272 Don't-! 1744 01:45:49,552 --> 01:45:52,192 You just need to push, my lady! 1745 01:45:52,672 --> 01:45:55,752 Push! Push! 1746 01:45:55,832 --> 01:45:58,872 Try harder... heave... ho! 1747 01:45:59,032 --> 01:46:01,992 Amar and Akbar look so decent and proper... 1748 01:46:02,072 --> 01:46:04,392 then why are you, Anthony, spraying your water jet all over me. 1749 01:46:05,352 --> 01:46:07,752 What are you all doing?! 1750 01:46:07,832 --> 01:46:11,432 Push hard enough for the baby to just slip right out! 1751 01:46:11,512 --> 01:46:13,095 Push! 1752 01:46:16,712 --> 01:46:18,152 How nice! 1753 01:46:22,112 --> 01:46:23,112 Push... 1754 01:46:23,312 --> 01:46:24,752 My lady... 1755 01:46:25,342 --> 01:46:29,392 push from the front, not the back! 1756 01:46:30,112 --> 01:46:30,992 Sorry, doctor. 1757 01:46:31,072 --> 01:46:32,898 You see, before I came here, 1758 01:46:32,978 --> 01:46:36,032 I took digestion pill. Then it's beyond control. 1759 01:46:36,152 --> 01:46:38,872 I didn't know it would happen this fast! 1760 01:46:40,672 --> 01:46:42,272 Just push. Push! 1761 01:46:43,312 --> 01:46:44,672 Good baby. 1762 01:46:45,792 --> 01:46:48,152 He bit me! He bit me! 1763 01:46:50,112 --> 01:46:51,312 Push! Push! 1764 01:46:51,392 --> 01:46:52,192 Push from the front! 1765 01:46:52,272 --> 01:46:56,272 In relation I am your father. My name is Shahenshah. 1766 01:46:57,232 --> 01:47:01,152 Basanti, don't dance in front of the dogs. 1767 01:47:04,592 --> 01:47:08,632 My lady... the baby's almost out. 1768 01:47:08,712 --> 01:47:10,358 He's knocking... 1769 01:47:10,438 --> 01:47:14,432 knocking on the doors of your womb! 1770 01:47:17,472 --> 01:47:20,192 Scoundrel! I will drink your blood! 1771 01:47:20,272 --> 01:47:22,752 Sister, let go! 1772 01:47:24,032 --> 01:47:25,552 Sister, let go! Sister, let go! 1773 01:47:25,632 --> 01:47:26,872 Mogambo is pleased. 1774 01:47:26,952 --> 01:47:28,232 Sister, let go! 1775 01:47:28,312 --> 01:47:30,152 Sister, let go! 1776 01:47:32,072 --> 01:47:33,552 Sister, let go! 1777 01:47:33,632 --> 01:47:35,912 Sister, let go! Sister, let go! 1778 01:47:35,992 --> 01:47:37,472 Sister, let go! 1779 01:47:37,552 --> 01:47:40,112 Sister-don't let go so hard! 1780 01:47:44,192 --> 01:47:47,232 Sister, let go! 1781 01:47:47,872 --> 01:47:49,832 Meet! Why are you drenched?! 1782 01:47:50,752 --> 01:47:53,072 The baby peed on my face! 1783 01:47:53,352 --> 01:47:55,112 If you'd taken even a second longer, 1784 01:47:55,192 --> 01:47:57,192 he would've done the other thing! 1785 01:47:58,955 --> 01:47:59,672 Rajma-Rice. 1786 01:47:59,752 --> 01:48:01,032 No, Chole-Bhature. 1787 01:48:02,359 --> 01:48:03,792 Smells like Rajma-Rice! 1788 01:48:03,872 --> 01:48:05,592 No, feel that asafetida! 1789 01:48:06,272 --> 01:48:08,472 Asafoitida? Or just assorted spices?! 1790 01:48:08,552 --> 01:48:09,432 No, it's asafoitida. 1791 01:48:10,992 --> 01:48:12,392 Forget it-just give me the baby! 1792 01:48:12,472 --> 01:48:13,992 Take the baby. I mean-take it! 1793 01:48:14,072 --> 01:48:16,112 Congratulations! Congratulations! 1794 01:48:16,272 --> 01:48:18,512 The storm has arrived! 1795 01:48:22,752 --> 01:48:23,912 But... he's black. 1796 01:48:23,992 --> 01:48:24,912 With diaper. 1797 01:48:26,512 --> 01:48:27,592 Oh my! 1798 01:48:35,272 --> 01:48:37,192 Guys, we've been safe till now. 1799 01:48:37,272 --> 01:48:38,552 But today... today is the final day of Love Visa. 1800 01:48:38,632 --> 01:48:41,592 We only have to save our wives from their lovers for one more day. 1801 01:48:44,396 --> 01:48:47,872 Listen, beloved. In your love, 1802 01:48:50,131 --> 01:48:53,232 I will cross all limits 1803 01:49:07,392 --> 01:49:12,952 We're falling in our own eyes. 1804 01:49:13,177 --> 01:49:18,632 We're falling in our own eyes. 1805 01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:24,432 We're repenting our sins. 1806 01:49:24,592 --> 01:49:30,072 We're crying for betraying you. 1807 01:49:30,432 --> 01:49:36,063 We're paying for our mistakes. 1808 01:49:36,239 --> 01:49:41,843 We're paying for our mistakes. 1809 01:49:42,071 --> 01:49:47,552 We're repenting our sins. 1810 01:49:47,712 --> 01:49:52,700 We're crying for betraying you. 1811 01:49:52,780 --> 01:49:58,432 We'll never let tears touch your eyes. 1812 01:49:58,512 --> 01:50:04,192 We'll make sure you're always happy. 1813 01:50:04,272 --> 01:50:13,152 We are no longer who we once were. 1814 01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:19,032 Swearing to never break your heart again. 1815 01:50:19,284 --> 01:50:24,752 We'd die without you, believe us. 1816 01:50:25,159 --> 01:50:30,792 We're repenting our sins. 1817 01:50:30,872 --> 01:50:36,262 We're crying for betraying you. 1818 01:50:36,643 --> 01:50:39,555 Listen, beloved. In your love, 1819 01:50:39,635 --> 01:50:42,668 I will cross all limits 1820 01:50:49,971 --> 01:50:51,592 That's how we took our nuptial rounds- 1821 01:50:52,832 --> 01:50:54,992 made promises to stay together forever. 1822 01:50:56,472 --> 01:51:00,312 But we didn't honor those vows or those promises. 1823 01:51:00,792 --> 01:51:02,512 We're fools. 1824 01:51:03,712 --> 01:51:05,792 We had a visa for seven lifetimes... 1825 01:51:06,472 --> 01:51:10,392 but we ran after a seven-day love visa. 1826 01:51:12,423 --> 01:51:13,672 This is my fault. 1827 01:51:14,412 --> 01:51:16,032 If I hadn't come up with that stupid idea, 1828 01:51:16,472 --> 01:51:18,112 we wouldn't be in this mess today. 1829 01:51:19,792 --> 01:51:22,032 Hit me. Slap me. 1830 01:51:22,352 --> 01:51:23,432 Slap me hard. 1831 01:51:24,312 --> 01:51:25,792 I deserve it. 1832 01:51:33,607 --> 01:51:34,527 Rascals! 1833 01:51:34,727 --> 01:51:37,807 You took advantage of my weak emotional moment! 1834 01:51:39,047 --> 01:51:41,247 Hey... our wives! 1835 01:51:41,327 --> 01:51:44,247 Hide! Hide! Hide! 1836 01:51:44,327 --> 01:51:45,607 Wait! 1837 01:51:47,887 --> 01:51:48,767 Yes? 1838 01:52:00,727 --> 01:52:01,647 Come, dear. 1839 01:52:03,007 --> 01:52:05,167 Are the passes for tomorrow night confirmed? 1840 01:52:05,367 --> 01:52:07,407 Yes, sir. All set. 1841 01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:11,247 Tonight will be the most romantic night of the year. 1842 01:52:11,327 --> 01:52:12,727 - Tonight! - Tonight! 1843 01:52:16,247 --> 01:52:17,447 Tonight! 1844 01:52:18,447 --> 01:52:19,487 Goodbye. 1845 01:52:19,647 --> 01:52:21,567 See you tonight. 1846 01:52:22,494 --> 01:52:25,767 Tonight's party is just an excuse. 1847 01:52:25,847 --> 01:52:28,327 The real party begins after that. 1848 01:52:28,447 --> 01:52:31,487 Tonight, on Valentine's night, 1849 01:52:31,567 --> 01:52:33,087 we three young men 1850 01:52:33,418 --> 01:52:36,807 will have the time of our lives with their youth, 1851 01:52:36,887 --> 01:52:37,887 Don Pablo. 1852 01:52:37,967 --> 01:52:41,047 Tonight, the serpents will dance in their rooms... 1853 01:52:41,207 --> 01:52:43,807 and with them will dance- 1854 01:52:43,887 --> 01:52:46,527 the king of serpents. 1855 01:52:50,493 --> 01:52:51,500 Come on! 1856 01:52:52,394 --> 01:52:53,567 Shit. 1857 01:52:57,527 --> 01:52:59,429 Tonight, after the party, 1858 01:52:59,509 --> 01:53:02,527 these rascals plan to have an after-party in our wives' rooms. 1859 01:53:02,607 --> 01:53:04,807 And after that party... we'll be ruined. 1860 01:53:04,887 --> 01:53:07,607 Think. Think! We've got to stop this serpent dance! 1861 01:53:07,687 --> 01:53:08,887 Yes, think fast! 1862 01:53:09,167 --> 01:53:13,567 Friends... this time, I have an idea. 1863 01:53:14,847 --> 01:53:16,727 Why did you hit me?! It's his idea! 1864 01:53:16,847 --> 01:53:17,687 Sorry, buddy... 1865 01:53:17,807 --> 01:53:21,167 but every time I hear "idea," I just feel like slapping you! 1866 01:53:21,367 --> 01:53:22,407 Hear me out! 1867 01:53:22,607 --> 01:53:23,927 Enough of the drama. 1868 01:53:24,136 --> 01:53:27,580 Now, we'll give Pablo, Sid, and Virat-A.V. 1869 01:53:27,660 --> 01:53:30,527 - A.V.? - What's that? 1870 01:53:31,447 --> 01:53:33,487 Anti-Viagra. 1871 01:53:34,287 --> 01:53:38,087 This pill is given to animals 1872 01:53:38,167 --> 01:53:40,567 when they're overly excited for mating. 1873 01:53:40,647 --> 01:53:42,607 It calms them down completely. 1874 01:53:42,727 --> 01:53:44,407 Ohhh... 1875 01:53:45,967 --> 01:53:47,647 why do you even carry that around? 1876 01:53:48,407 --> 01:53:50,687 After what those animals did to me in the zoo, 1877 01:53:50,967 --> 01:53:54,047 I don't trust any animal anymore. 1878 01:53:55,087 --> 01:53:56,287 - Meet! - What?! 1879 01:53:57,315 --> 01:53:59,087 Then why didn't you give it to the horse that chased me?! 1880 01:54:01,367 --> 01:54:03,127 - Did you ask me?! - No! 1881 01:54:04,351 --> 01:54:05,887 Alright, let's finish the plan. 1882 01:54:06,127 --> 01:54:07,087 Good idea. 1883 01:54:07,167 --> 01:54:08,247 Tonight, at the party, 1884 01:54:08,447 --> 01:54:11,967 we'll drop one pill each into their drinks. 1885 01:54:12,247 --> 01:54:12,847 Yes! 1886 01:54:12,927 --> 01:54:15,607 After that-for 24 hours- 1887 01:54:15,687 --> 01:54:18,207 even if the serpent dances before them, 1888 01:54:18,287 --> 01:54:20,207 or the snake charmer tries his best, 1889 01:54:20,287 --> 01:54:24,327 the king will stay fast asleep in his burrow. 1890 01:54:24,407 --> 01:54:26,927 Stay asleep! Stay asleep! 1891 01:54:32,327 --> 01:54:34,487 Nagoba! 1892 01:54:39,887 --> 01:54:43,087 If you're the night, I am the morning. 1893 01:54:43,167 --> 01:54:46,287 If you're the snake, I am your charmer. 1894 01:54:49,167 --> 01:54:52,647 If you're the night, I am the morning. 1895 01:54:52,727 --> 01:54:55,902 If you're the snake, I am your charmer. 1896 01:54:55,982 --> 01:54:59,099 Hold me tight in your arms. 1897 01:54:59,179 --> 01:55:01,927 This is your chance- come and bite me. 1898 01:55:02,007 --> 01:55:07,247 Your youth is so deceiving. 1899 01:55:08,607 --> 01:55:11,727 Your waist moves like a serpent, 1900 01:55:11,807 --> 01:55:15,007 swaying to my melody. 1901 01:55:15,087 --> 01:55:18,287 Your waist moves like a serpent, 1902 01:55:18,367 --> 01:55:21,407 swaying to my melody. 1903 01:55:21,487 --> 01:55:24,727 Your waist moves like a serpent, 1904 01:55:24,807 --> 01:55:27,847 swaying to my melody. 1905 01:55:40,327 --> 01:55:43,487 There's a little misunderstanding between us, 1906 01:55:43,567 --> 01:55:47,687 but once we talk, everything will be clear. 1907 01:55:49,853 --> 01:55:52,958 There's a little misunderstanding between us, 1908 01:55:53,038 --> 01:55:56,598 but once we talk, everything will be clear. 1909 01:55:56,678 --> 01:56:03,367 Whether you go left or right, you can't escape your hero. 1910 01:56:03,447 --> 01:56:06,470 I'll handle your attitude. 1911 01:56:06,550 --> 01:56:09,807 I'll calm you when you're upset. 1912 01:56:09,887 --> 01:56:15,927 I've made up my mind- I'm not leaving without you. 1913 01:56:16,007 --> 01:56:21,847 Why does your look seem so different? 1914 01:56:21,927 --> 01:56:25,327 When you go home with me, 1915 01:56:25,407 --> 01:56:28,607 all the other serpents will scatter. 1916 01:56:28,687 --> 01:56:31,887 Your waist moves like a serpent, 1917 01:56:31,967 --> 01:56:34,927 swaying to my melody. 1918 01:56:35,007 --> 01:56:38,247 Your waist moves like a serpent, 1919 01:56:38,327 --> 01:56:41,367 swaying to my melody. 1920 01:57:03,692 --> 01:57:05,247 First tell me what my mistake was, 1921 01:57:05,327 --> 01:57:06,767 and punish me however you wish. 1922 01:57:06,847 --> 01:57:08,207 Your lover stands here, head bowed- 1923 01:57:08,287 --> 01:57:09,847 we'll accept whatever you say. 1924 01:57:09,927 --> 01:57:11,327 You're the one we worship. 1925 01:57:11,407 --> 01:57:12,887 We'll never go astray again. 1926 01:57:12,967 --> 01:57:14,447 You're always right, baby. 1927 01:57:14,527 --> 01:57:15,727 It's all my fault. 1928 01:57:15,807 --> 01:57:17,487 It's all my fault. 1929 01:57:17,567 --> 01:57:20,407 Your waist moves like a serpent, 1930 01:57:20,567 --> 01:57:23,487 swaying to my melody. 1931 01:57:42,327 --> 01:57:43,327 - It's this. - Hurry up. 1932 01:57:43,407 --> 01:57:45,727 Room number 49, 59, 69. 1933 01:57:46,567 --> 01:57:47,607 - Amar... - Yes? 1934 01:57:47,687 --> 01:57:48,927 Will this A.V. even work? 1935 01:57:49,007 --> 01:57:51,047 - A.V.? - You mean Anti-Viagra? 1936 01:57:51,127 --> 01:57:53,207 Of course! It should! 1937 01:57:53,287 --> 01:57:54,487 And if it doesn't? 1938 01:57:54,607 --> 01:57:56,687 Then we're doomed. 1939 01:57:57,167 --> 01:57:58,527 Take it out. 1940 01:57:59,367 --> 01:58:02,527 Aanchal. Gita. Bindiya. 1941 01:58:03,386 --> 01:58:04,365 Let's go. 1942 01:58:04,927 --> 01:58:06,407 I went in to have fun, 1943 01:58:06,687 --> 01:58:08,807 but my plans were crushed! 1944 01:58:09,893 --> 01:58:11,567 I thought my gun would fire like a cannon... 1945 01:58:11,647 --> 01:58:17,207 but it turned out worse than a water jet! 1946 01:58:18,007 --> 01:58:20,607 How did my Made-in-Russia weapon suddenly 1947 01:58:20,807 --> 01:58:22,570 become Made-in-China?! 1948 01:58:24,407 --> 01:58:26,207 Nothing happened! 1949 01:58:26,807 --> 01:58:34,152 Sir! Sir! I saw these three mix some pills in your drinks! 1950 01:58:37,447 --> 01:58:40,127 So they're the culprits! 1951 01:58:46,807 --> 01:58:48,247 Run! 1952 01:58:49,607 --> 01:58:52,527 This way! Here! 1953 01:58:52,607 --> 01:58:53,767 Hey, what should we do next? 1954 01:58:53,847 --> 01:58:55,927 You go behind. Get inside it. 1955 01:58:56,047 --> 01:58:58,327 Hide! Hide! 1956 01:59:12,247 --> 01:59:14,070 Come on. Come on. 1957 01:59:25,967 --> 01:59:27,167 Run! Run! 1958 01:59:27,367 --> 01:59:28,727 Oh, God... 1959 01:59:28,847 --> 01:59:29,967 why is it that whether it's a man or a horse- 1960 01:59:30,047 --> 01:59:31,247 they're always chasing me?! 1961 01:59:31,327 --> 01:59:34,087 Get inside the hospital before they kill us! 1962 01:59:34,167 --> 01:59:36,087 Run! Run! 1963 01:59:37,207 --> 01:59:38,247 Where did they go?! 1964 01:59:38,327 --> 01:59:39,527 Over here! Here! 1965 01:59:46,807 --> 01:59:47,807 Yes. 1966 01:59:52,527 --> 01:59:53,287 Yes. 1967 02:00:03,087 --> 02:00:05,287 Amar, is he dead?! 1968 02:00:05,367 --> 02:00:07,487 Don't ask me-he's the doctor! 1969 02:00:07,847 --> 02:00:09,967 Prem! Yes?! Check his pulse! 1970 02:00:12,647 --> 02:00:13,207 Come on. 1971 02:00:13,447 --> 02:00:14,607 Not mine-his! 1972 02:00:14,687 --> 02:00:16,367 Yes, yes... 1973 02:00:19,127 --> 02:00:20,047 he has no pulse! 1974 02:00:20,127 --> 02:00:23,327 Oh, crap. Oh, crap! What do we do now?! 1975 02:00:23,407 --> 02:00:25,367 Let's take him to the hospital! 1976 02:00:25,647 --> 02:00:27,487 This is the hospital! 1977 02:00:27,567 --> 02:00:28,927 Then get me the defibrillator! 1978 02:00:29,327 --> 02:00:31,967 The paddles- get me the paddles! 1979 02:00:32,647 --> 02:00:34,527 Here! Here! Take them! 1980 02:00:36,871 --> 02:00:39,271 Okay, everyone stand back! 1981 02:00:39,351 --> 02:00:39,951 All clear! 1982 02:00:40,031 --> 02:00:41,751 One, two, three- 1983 02:00:56,951 --> 02:00:58,911 Dried figs? 1984 02:01:01,591 --> 02:01:04,831 Amar... those aren't figs. 1985 02:01:05,071 --> 02:01:07,431 Prem just ripped off his nipples! 1986 02:01:08,311 --> 02:01:11,431 Who brings iron presses into an operation theatre?! 1987 02:01:11,511 --> 02:01:12,991 This isn't an operation theatre- 1988 02:01:13,111 --> 02:01:14,431 it's the hospital laundry! 1989 02:01:14,511 --> 02:01:18,755 Before he wakes up and kills us- run! Run! 1990 02:01:23,591 --> 02:01:25,591 Mister-your nipples! 1991 02:01:26,391 --> 02:01:27,511 Stick them back on! 1992 02:02:37,320 --> 02:02:39,097 Run! Run! 1993 02:02:39,257 --> 02:02:41,897 Come on, hurry up. 1994 02:02:41,977 --> 02:02:44,057 Get out, get out, hurry up. 1995 02:02:44,177 --> 02:02:46,697 Come on, come on, Let's go! 1996 02:03:09,817 --> 02:03:11,457 There are nooses around our neck. 1997 02:03:11,837 --> 02:03:14,425 Oh no! Oh no! 1998 02:03:14,824 --> 02:03:16,516 Wipe yourself and run! 1999 02:03:37,082 --> 02:03:38,042 Whose phone is ringing? 2000 02:03:38,362 --> 02:03:39,402 Mine's ringing. 2001 02:03:39,482 --> 02:03:40,642 Mine too... 2002 02:03:44,722 --> 02:03:47,202 Why is the horse dancing to the song? 2003 02:03:58,082 --> 02:03:59,642 Is he a racehorse or a wedding horse? 2004 02:03:59,882 --> 02:04:01,122 Why is he dancing so much? 2005 02:04:01,202 --> 02:04:04,842 Toofan, no! Toofan, down! 2006 02:04:10,562 --> 02:04:11,882 Thank God it got disconnected. 2007 02:04:15,642 --> 02:04:16,762 - Amar! - Amar! 2008 02:04:27,242 --> 02:04:30,727 First your leg's heavy, and your leh's heavy too! 2009 02:04:30,882 --> 02:04:31,642 Rascal! 2010 02:04:31,802 --> 02:04:33,042 I'm sorry! 2011 02:04:33,322 --> 02:04:36,162 It got disconnected! It got disconnected! 2012 02:04:39,362 --> 02:04:41,322 It's not mine. 2013 02:04:41,482 --> 02:04:42,482 It's mine. 2014 02:04:43,682 --> 02:04:45,322 How can I disconnect it? My hands are tied! 2015 02:04:45,402 --> 02:04:46,362 Meet, disconnect the phone! 2016 02:04:46,442 --> 02:04:47,722 But my hands are tied too! 2017 02:04:47,802 --> 02:04:49,002 But your legs aren't! 2018 02:04:49,121 --> 02:04:50,682 I'm not Baba Ramdev! 2019 02:04:50,762 --> 02:04:52,842 What is this? Toofan... what is he doing? 2020 02:04:52,922 --> 02:04:54,082 Disconnect it with your leg! 2021 02:04:54,282 --> 02:04:55,122 Disconnect it with your leg! 2022 02:04:55,202 --> 02:04:57,322 Alright, I'll try... wait... 2023 02:05:00,102 --> 02:05:00,780 got it, got it! 2024 02:05:01,227 --> 02:05:02,222 Disconnect! Disconnect! 2025 02:05:02,955 --> 02:05:08,091 Prem, why is your iPhone 5 turning into an iPhone 15? 2026 02:05:08,328 --> 02:05:10,223 Because it's not my phone! 2027 02:05:11,267 --> 02:05:12,027 Rascal! 2028 02:05:12,107 --> 02:05:14,717 Meet, you're sticking your leg in the wrong places! 2029 02:05:15,017 --> 02:05:16,444 Moron! It was my idea! 2030 02:05:16,524 --> 02:05:18,721 Enough singing and dancing. 2031 02:05:18,896 --> 02:05:21,376 We're about to have TKS. 2032 02:05:21,656 --> 02:05:23,016 TKS? 2033 02:05:23,336 --> 02:05:24,576 Tusshar Ka Swayamvar? 2034 02:05:24,696 --> 02:05:29,336 Not Tusshar's, it's Toofan's! 2035 02:05:30,256 --> 02:05:32,576 - No, no, no! - No! 2036 02:05:32,656 --> 02:05:35,136 Our horses are doomed! 2037 02:05:36,456 --> 02:05:39,616 Once his heart's stuck on a mare... 2038 02:05:40,016 --> 02:05:43,456 You're stuck for life! 2039 02:05:43,536 --> 02:05:46,696 Stuck. Stuck. Stuck. 2040 02:05:48,096 --> 02:05:51,936 Friends, our fate no longer lies in our hands- 2041 02:05:53,296 --> 02:05:56,576 but in another body part of his! 2042 02:05:57,096 --> 02:05:57,856 No, no! 2043 02:05:57,976 --> 02:05:59,216 Call the mare! 2044 02:06:05,255 --> 02:06:06,296 No! 2045 02:06:08,296 --> 02:06:10,896 Oh God, no, no... 2046 02:06:14,416 --> 02:06:15,536 Don't move. 2047 02:06:20,296 --> 02:06:22,616 Toofan... Toofan... 2048 02:06:22,776 --> 02:06:24,016 Oh no! 2049 02:06:24,096 --> 02:06:26,296 Toofan... Toofan.. 2050 02:06:26,416 --> 02:06:28,016 Your lust has no limits! 2051 02:06:29,510 --> 02:06:31,176 Couldn't Prem satisfy you the other night? 2052 02:06:32,376 --> 02:06:33,736 But Prem was satisfied! 2053 02:06:33,976 --> 02:06:36,816 Rascals, don't remind me! 2054 02:06:39,176 --> 02:06:42,616 This Love Visa has stamped our permanent visa. 2055 02:06:42,696 --> 02:06:45,856 Yes... after we're gone, tell our wives we're sorry. 2056 02:06:46,016 --> 02:06:47,776 We made mistakes in this lifetime, 2057 02:06:47,856 --> 02:06:49,896 but if we get another chance in the next, we' 2058 02:06:50,136 --> 02:06:53,816 ll never look at other women with wrong intentions. 2059 02:06:53,976 --> 02:06:58,416 In fact, we won't even look at our own wives with wrong intentions! 2060 02:07:01,496 --> 02:07:03,388 Please... please... 2061 02:07:19,616 --> 02:07:20,576 Saved! Saved! 2062 02:07:20,656 --> 02:07:21,496 - Saved! - Saved! 2063 02:07:21,576 --> 02:07:22,856 - Saved! - Saved! 2064 02:07:46,256 --> 02:07:47,856 Why are you behaving like a donkey? 2065 02:07:48,456 --> 02:07:51,096 Idiots, look who's here! 2066 02:08:18,936 --> 02:08:23,896 The day you three talked about the Love Visa, from that very day, 2067 02:08:24,696 --> 02:08:28,736 every man or woman that came into your life 2068 02:08:29,376 --> 02:08:30,656 was sent by us. 2069 02:08:31,296 --> 02:08:32,536 What?! 2070 02:08:32,856 --> 02:08:33,776 What?! 2071 02:08:35,096 --> 02:08:36,176 You sent them? 2072 02:08:36,256 --> 02:08:37,176 Conspiracy! 2073 02:08:44,656 --> 02:08:46,656 Hey, this is... 2074 02:08:50,976 --> 02:08:52,456 How far does it go? 2075 02:08:52,816 --> 02:08:54,176 Rose Mary karlo... 2076 02:08:54,336 --> 02:08:55,376 She's here. 2077 02:08:56,376 --> 02:08:58,376 I'm Rosy-the new zookeeper. 2078 02:08:58,456 --> 02:09:01,136 Rosy... without the platter! 2079 02:09:01,216 --> 02:09:02,056 Him too? 2080 02:09:02,976 --> 02:09:04,216 Hey, girls! 2081 02:09:04,856 --> 02:09:06,416 Even Pablo, Sid, and Virat? 2082 02:09:06,496 --> 02:09:07,856 Absolutely. 2083 02:09:09,056 --> 02:09:11,336 I'm not Don Pablo Putinwa. 2084 02:09:11,416 --> 02:09:15,616 I'm Inspector Pablo Putinwa-from Bihar! 2085 02:09:17,136 --> 02:09:19,496 Gita is my cousin sister. 2086 02:09:20,776 --> 02:09:25,216 She's my Ekta Kapoor, and I'm her Tusshar Kapoor! 2087 02:09:25,456 --> 02:09:26,776 - What?! - Tusshar Kapoor! 2088 02:09:27,776 --> 02:09:30,536 Together, we made this plan. 2089 02:09:31,056 --> 02:09:35,856 I told her-give your husbands a Love Visa, 2090 02:09:36,096 --> 02:09:38,216 and I'll handle the rest. 2091 02:09:38,616 --> 02:09:42,256 And these two helped my brother Pablo. 2092 02:09:44,176 --> 02:09:48,216 Before meeting Pablo, I was an insignificant man. 2093 02:09:48,616 --> 02:09:52,376 But after meeting him, I became... significant! 2094 02:09:52,576 --> 02:09:54,576 Significant... significant! 2095 02:09:55,136 --> 02:09:59,456 My first posting in the Bihar police was under Brother Pablo. 2096 02:09:59,776 --> 02:10:05,176 Then I went to Thailand, where I joined duty in Bangkok... Kok... Kok... 2097 02:10:05,776 --> 02:10:08,256 And then I came straight to England- 2098 02:10:08,536 --> 02:10:12,736 to teach you all a lesson... lesson... lesson! 2099 02:10:13,056 --> 02:10:15,536 He's screwing us in echo! 2100 02:10:16,256 --> 02:10:20,456 I've heard of twists in stories-but here, every twist has its own story! 2101 02:10:20,896 --> 02:10:23,016 Feels like we're in Masti Part One, 2102 02:10:23,176 --> 02:10:24,576 not Part Four! 2103 02:10:24,696 --> 02:10:27,936 This is Part Four-but you three 2104 02:10:28,056 --> 02:10:30,616 are still making the same mistakes as Part One! 2105 02:10:33,576 --> 02:10:37,536 We love you three so much, 2106 02:10:37,976 --> 02:10:40,976 that we planned all this just to teach you a lesson. 2107 02:10:41,056 --> 02:10:43,816 And you three love us so much, 2108 02:10:43,896 --> 02:10:46,856 that you came here in disguise, 2109 02:10:46,936 --> 02:10:49,976 risking your lives to save us from these three. 2110 02:10:51,696 --> 02:10:54,056 When we love each other so much, 2111 02:10:54,536 --> 02:10:56,536 why do we even need a Love Visa? 2112 02:10:59,496 --> 02:11:04,016 And Bindiya-starting today, bring fewer strangers home 2113 02:11:04,216 --> 02:11:06,496 and prepare to bring an heir! 2114 02:11:07,776 --> 02:11:11,176 Gita-celebrate fewer festivals 2115 02:11:11,347 --> 02:11:14,976 and celebrate the festival of love with your husband! 2116 02:11:16,176 --> 02:11:20,296 Aanchal-put your phone on silent for a while 2117 02:11:20,376 --> 02:11:22,216 and trust him more. 2118 02:11:23,298 --> 02:11:27,856 You won't need any app to spy on your husband anymore. 2119 02:11:31,496 --> 02:11:33,976 We'll never ask for a Love Visa again. 2120 02:11:34,216 --> 02:11:36,696 We'll never ask or give one again. 2121 02:11:36,936 --> 02:11:39,376 And to the audience-we request you 2122 02:11:39,496 --> 02:11:42,256 never listen to any Kaamraj or Menka again! 2123 02:11:42,416 --> 02:11:43,256 Yes! 2124 02:11:43,376 --> 02:11:45,256 I swear on Gita again... 2125 02:11:45,336 --> 02:11:47,136 You're swearing on my wife again! 2126 02:11:47,411 --> 02:11:48,496 Sorry! 2127 02:11:48,960 --> 02:11:54,216 I swear we three will never do Masti again! 2128 02:11:55,124 --> 02:11:56,616 Who'll do Part Five then? 2129 02:11:56,976 --> 02:11:57,856 What? 2130 02:11:58,883 --> 02:12:02,056 I meant-we'll never do Masti again! 2131 02:12:02,136 --> 02:12:03,296 Never! 2132 02:12:03,376 --> 02:12:04,576 Never! 2133 02:12:23,376 --> 02:12:27,336 Twinkle-Twinkle shines the star. 2134 02:12:27,776 --> 02:12:31,736 Something troubling me, my love. 2135 02:12:31,816 --> 02:12:38,656 Shaking, shaking, the cords of my heart. 2136 02:12:39,416 --> 02:12:41,256 What? Come again. 2137 02:12:41,656 --> 02:12:43,496 Tonight is the sum of the reminder of unbalanced equation 2138 02:12:43,576 --> 02:12:44,896 inherent to the hormonal disprogramming 2139 02:12:44,976 --> 02:12:45,736 of the problem called love. 2140 02:12:45,816 --> 02:12:47,416 While it remains a burden to seductively avoid it. 2141 02:12:47,496 --> 02:12:50,056 It is not unexpected and not beyond a measure of my control. 2142 02:12:50,136 --> 02:12:53,136 That is like, something like That, said SEX APPEAR (SHAKESPEARE) 2143 02:12:53,216 --> 02:12:55,016 I know, dear. 2144 02:13:04,739 --> 02:13:06,216 We started with Masti, 2145 02:13:06,296 --> 02:13:07,936 then Grand Masti, 2146 02:13:08,016 --> 02:13:09,736 then Great Grand Masti... 2147 02:13:09,816 --> 02:13:11,616 Now it's time for Masti Four! 2148 02:13:11,696 --> 02:13:13,176 We started with Masti, 2149 02:13:13,256 --> 02:13:14,896 then Grand Masti, 2150 02:13:14,976 --> 02:13:16,576 then Great Grand Masti... 2151 02:13:16,656 --> 02:13:18,616 Now it's time for Masti Four! 2152 02:13:18,696 --> 02:13:20,656 You're like a sizzling firecracker. 2153 02:13:22,216 --> 02:13:24,336 Explosive like a grenade. 2154 02:13:25,176 --> 02:13:27,376 You sizzle like a firecracker. 2155 02:13:27,456 --> 02:13:29,056 Explode like a grenade. 2156 02:13:29,136 --> 02:13:30,816 One in a million, baby. 2157 02:13:30,896 --> 02:13:32,376 Truly enchanting. 2158 02:13:32,456 --> 02:13:34,376 I'm Viru, you're my Basanti. 2159 02:13:34,456 --> 02:13:36,096 My heart's tingling. 2160 02:13:36,176 --> 02:13:39,376 Let my desires be fulfilled. 2161 02:13:39,456 --> 02:13:41,136 You're a parched bird, 2162 02:13:41,216 --> 02:13:42,856 and I am the sea of beauty. 2163 02:13:42,936 --> 02:13:46,456 Come and take a sip from me. 2164 02:13:46,536 --> 02:13:49,936 My mischivious lover, come touch me, 2165 02:13:50,016 --> 02:13:53,176 my mischivious lover. 2166 02:13:53,256 --> 02:13:57,096 My mischivious lover, do masti, 2167 02:13:57,176 --> 02:14:00,613 my mischivious lover. 2168 02:14:07,536 --> 02:14:09,056 We started with Masti, 2169 02:14:09,136 --> 02:14:10,816 then Grand Masti, 2170 02:14:10,896 --> 02:14:12,496 then Great Grand Masti... 2171 02:14:12,576 --> 02:14:14,296 Now it's time for Masti Four! 2172 02:14:14,376 --> 02:14:17,976 Your youth is fiesty. 2173 02:14:18,056 --> 02:14:19,296 Hits like a gun, 2174 02:14:19,376 --> 02:14:21,376 It's totally solid. 2175 02:14:21,536 --> 02:14:24,976 You are strong and robust. 2176 02:14:25,056 --> 02:14:28,376 Full of zest. 2177 02:14:28,696 --> 02:14:32,016 And really fun. 2178 02:14:32,176 --> 02:14:35,176 Such is your magic, it's driving me nuts. 2179 02:14:35,296 --> 02:14:38,696 and I am the gush of wind. 2180 02:14:38,776 --> 02:14:42,256 Let the sparks fly. 2181 02:14:42,336 --> 02:14:45,936 My mischievous lover, come touch me, 2182 02:14:46,016 --> 02:14:49,096 my mischievous lover. 2183 02:14:49,416 --> 02:14:52,896 My mischivious lover, do masti, 2184 02:14:52,976 --> 02:14:56,216 my mischivious lover.